Body Guard Service - Revamp!

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♥NEW AND IMPROVED HONEY-CHAN SUPER BODYGUARD MATCHMAKING SERVICE♥

Yo everyone! This is Honey-chan coming over the airwaves to you Discedo, bringing with her the new, improved bodyguard service

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[be_wary_of]

Ye get paid fer this?

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With supplies, yeah.

But the payment comes through me. Not the clients.

[be_wary_of]

Supplies, huh...

An' what do you get in return?

[going_to_change]

Why would I need something in return? I can get my own supplies just fine.

[be_wary_of]

[WHAT, FOR FREE THEN? This is mind boggling. ]

Well, I reckon I cou-- Ooooh. Ye one of 'em altruistic types, are yeh?

[going_to_change]

...Huh?

[be_wary_of]

Ahhh, nevermind me! Gettin' ahead of meself.

Anyway, count me in.

[going_to_change]

Yay~!

Just need you to fill out the form above and we shall process your request as quickly as possible!

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[be_wary_of]

Your Name: John Silver. Silver's just fine, though.
Your Frequency: be_wary_of
Where You Live: Marshall.
When You're free: Anytime, really. Don't got much to do around here.
Special Skills: Experience with a gun, mechanics.
Are You Chipped or Unchipped?: Chipped.
Required Payment if Applicable: Basic necessities and ammunition would be appreciated.

[going_to_change]

Okay! I got all that.

When do you want to come in for an interview?

[be_wary_of]

Anytime good fer ye is good fer me.

Though, how 'bout tomorrow 'round this time?

[going_to_change]

That sounds good. I'll just double check with Sanji-kun okay?

[be_wary_of]

Fine by me.