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I had seriously the funniest dream last night, and I think the Athens folks will find it amusing, too.
I had a dream that Parker wanted to kill me.
He had this really big machete, and he tried to slice me with it. Luckily, it was a dream, and much like real life, I was invincible to any type of weaponry.
Last night, I got to see my friend Jill, whom I haven't seen in like 23409825908320958 YEARS!
(Number over-exaggerations will probably never cease to entertain me.)
Then I played SSX Tricky, lost track of time, and forgot to call Jenna.
I'm an ass.
But I'm invincible to all weaponry.
Except ugly ass bitches who work with me. I swear I have never been around more unattractive girls in my life. We have one girl who is MALL METAL MADNESS, wears really big and disgusting cargo shorts, and is ugly...then another girl who is just really ugly and has the fattest ass and the worst acne ever. Then we have this other one...who I call "Shammy Shammy Co Co Pop," which is really just my long way of saying "Shamu," because her size equals that of a killer whale.
I hate my job, I hope I get fired.
EDIT. Apparently, Dallas has left Underoath, which really sucks, because it'll basically be a Hopesfall where they replace their untouchable vocalist with someone who bites, therefore making me not like the band anymore.
I had a dream that Parker wanted to kill me.
He had this really big machete, and he tried to slice me with it. Luckily, it was a dream, and much like real life, I was invincible to any type of weaponry.
Last night, I got to see my friend Jill, whom I haven't seen in like 23409825908320958 YEARS!
(Number over-exaggerations will probably never cease to entertain me.)
Then I played SSX Tricky, lost track of time, and forgot to call Jenna.
I'm an ass.
But I'm invincible to all weaponry.
Except ugly ass bitches who work with me. I swear I have never been around more unattractive girls in my life. We have one girl who is MALL METAL MADNESS, wears really big and disgusting cargo shorts, and is ugly...then another girl who is just really ugly and has the fattest ass and the worst acne ever. Then we have this other one...who I call "Shammy Shammy Co Co Pop," which is really just my long way of saying "Shamu," because her size equals that of a killer whale.
I hate my job, I hope I get fired.
EDIT. Apparently, Dallas has left Underoath, which really sucks, because it'll basically be a Hopesfall where they replace their untouchable vocalist with someone who bites, therefore making me not like the band anymore.