i got a really shitty haircut today.

it is short and ugly.

but in a way, it's good...because it's quite humbling.

This is boring.

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Bye.

I was just reading Chris's journal...

I think that Corey should audition for American Idol.

What do you think?

Furnace Fest THIS WEEKEND!

I know you all are jealous as hell...

or not...

that I'll be witnessing Hum in all of their glory.

Then, Tuesday, it's Kite Flying Sociey, Cinemechanica, I Would Etc. in Athens.

IN YO FACE!

Buy me this:

http://www.80stees.com/products/Saved_by_the_Bell_Ladies_Man_t-shirt.asp

stellare asked me these, she is more awesome than you.

1. How hot IS your ass?
So I was talking to Satan on AIM yesterday and he's like, "Yo Jake," and I'm like, "What up G?" and he's all like, "Man, that ass of yours is putting me out of business."

2. How many drinks does it take to get you slap-ass happy drunk, and what's your poison?Depends. Last ( Read more... )

Okay, I'd like to take this opportunity to make a recommendation.

Amanda, smurftoes, meet Nate xransonx. He is the most awesome person in the universe and he's going to Georgia Southern in the fall, so you two should hang out with each other.

Nate, xransonx, meet Panda smurftoes. She is the sweetest girl ever and is super fantastic awesome. Hang out with each other when you go ( Read more... )

Panda made me the best sign in the entire universe.

I love her.

Our children will be way cuter than yours will.

In other news, my ass itches really bad, and Mountain Dew is the best drink ever.

GO HERE TO LISTEN TO MY BANDDDDD.

WE RECORDED GOOD!

MP3s up soon, but if you are just dying to hear us then im me and I'll hook you up with a SECRET LINK.

g thang jakie: the yeah yeah yeahs suck
the jeffreykeith: yeah yeah yeah they do