Reason to love DMC #666
There are thousands of reasons to love the Sparda boys, but this one actually deserved a post--a rare and wonderful thing in gogo's LJ. It all started with
gogodgene lol'ing while drinking juice, to much comedic effect. Recorded in IM, and shared with ya'll just cuz. Actually, no, it started with the Devil May Cry 1 OST. But here's the IM anyway. For the lolz...
Gogod: JUST FUCKING SPIT JUICE OUT OF MY NOSE.
the gogo: why??? and HOT
Gogod: Well, I'm writing Grimm's response to Dante, and I turn on the DMC soundtrack I downloaded today. And one of the song titles is Pubic Enemy. And I just lol'd.
the gogo: NICE. is the soundtrack good?
Gogod: BESIDES THE EXTREMELY SEXUAL SONG TITLES, Yeah
Gogod: One's called I'm Coming
the gogo: ORLY? GOGO IS INTRIGUED
Gogod: Another is Super Pubic Enemy
the gogo: PUBIC?
Gogod: And then there's Red Hot Juice
the gogo: PUBIC
the gogo: NO
Gogod: XD
the gogo: that HAS to be a typo
Gogod: It probably was, but that's how the soundtrack went out
the gogo: OMFG
Gogod: I mean, there are two different songs that have Pubic Enemy in them So, if it's a typo, the person checking the spelling was retarded.
the gogo: this deserves an LJ post. will you please send gogo the song list?
Gogod: I'll write it up for you.
the gogo: thank you. am def gonna post, and include choice tidbits from this IM. like you spitting juice thru your nose for the win.
the gogo: and the PUBIC
Gogod: Luckily, I spit it out away from my keyboard
the gogo: oh god, gogo loves DMC
So, yeah... Not like reasons #312 , #24, #600, or #114 aren't enough to secure luff for DMC forever and ever, but... Reason #666 has to be the first DMC original soundtrack, which includes these choice tunes:
On Disc 1:
6) Pubic Enemy (2:50)
13) Red-hot Juice (2:17)
On Disc 2:
14) Final Penetration (3:40)
25) Bloody Bladder (2:07)
30) I'm Coming! (0:44)
31) Blue Orgasm (1:12
33) Pillow Talk (2:14)
36) Super Pubic Enemy (2:32)
Ok, so chances are the whole Pubic Enemy thing is a typo. Fine. It's still complete LOLarity. gogo could do without the Bloody Bladder (ouch!), but Final Penetration--DO WANT. And there's no faking the Blue Orgasm. ((Oh, and if you look at Wikipedia, it reads "Public Enemy," but if you look at Amazon.com, if says "Pubic Enemy." Thankfully, "I'm Coming!" and "Blue Orgasm" are consistent throughout.))
Oh, and while gogo is making mentions of
gogodgene, reason #9000 she is MAI HUSBANDO is because...
the pron she wrote tonight contained the phrase "unfortunate pickle." For some reason, this just makes gogo really, really happy. And giggly. It's just such an awesome phrase. gogo hearts it muchly. And Gogod...if that was Grimm in an "unfortunate pickle," gogo can't wait to see how steamy things get when his pickle perks up, eh? *snerk* :3
((p.s. all images are SFW and Byn-safe~))