Oh~!
It's Mr. Smelly's stuff~!

Ran~ Ran~ Ran~
Hmmmm~ you sure like talking to this Ran girl~!

And the letters L and M!
But I can't read~ those~
OH! Here is something to N! What happen to O and P~?
No love for them!?

Heheheh~ ♥

Silly silly for Mr. Sme~ll~y~!

Hey. Mello.

Didn't I tell you to go buy me some fucking games?

((OOC: Whoops, got the date wrong somehow. Please just pretend this was posted tomorrow!))

Okay, we've determined that something weird is going on. I can't seem to find Mello anywhere, and the City in general seems a lot less noisy and annoying.

But we can figure this out if we just work hard enough at it, right? Let's all try together.

FUCK MY DS JUST BROKE

I can't believe this!

...Could someone tell me why I fucking smell like flowers?

((OOC: He's powerswitched with Cheza, so wolf-types feel free to jump him.))

Hey, anyone up for a visit to the arcade? I -

Touch all the buttons on that controller ( Read more... )

Okay, this is badass.

Just gotta be careful not to fry the electronics...

((OOC: All the cool kids were doing it! Matt has control over electricity for the day, and will be zapping Mello with static for the next two days. Renumeration? Oral fixation - he has to be chewing something at all times. He's bitten through several cigarettes already.))

Hey, Mello, can we talk?

I have something I need to get off my chest.

MELLO WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY CLOTHES

I can't breathe in this leather shit! It's way too tight. And uncomfortable. And it feels kind of like I'm wearing a leather corset or something. Do you like wearing a leather corset and that's why you dress this way?

At least bring me my goggles. It's fucking bright.

((OOC: Matt's gotten Mello's ( Read more... )

How did I ever support 4chan and all the filth there? It's filled with porn, degradation of morals, and simple, pure evil ( Read more... )