aaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha
goin to mike munroes dis weekend
doo-dah
doo-dah
need to buy some more stoges for the occasion
oh da doo dah day
killin sheps r fun
fun fur for minx
hahahahahahah
cat is dying
this will be fun. ive been waiting for it to die for years
so i poisoned it with lsd
now it's dying
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i hate honkies
darce thinks i should go out with shana
i think otherwise
maybe i should date a brick
that way, if anything ever goes wrong in our relationship, i can always just toss her out the window and see her hit some car
then maybe
i will join the kult of hamstur
you should join the kult of hamstur
their giving away free dental benifits if you join in the next 10 mins
so join now
unless you are a 10 year old child
i'm not a pedophile
just a pothead with a plan
***************************attention all 10 year olds****************************
do you seek enlightenment?
do you wish to travel? possibly in outer space?
do you like candy?(ok, i'm half pedophile)
well, what if i were to tell you that you could join a noble and rightous cause
let me explain my self
the sun has been pissing me off recently
it does many terrible things
it is quite treacherous and poses iminent
death to all that oppose it
it has devine powers
and it''s a giant flaming ball of gas
and i always said i wanted to be a giant flaming ball
of gas
and the sun overheard me
so he got to do it first but it was my idea first
and so now
if i become a giant flaming ball of gas
everyone will say
"david, you suck! you're just trying to be all
cool and stuff like the sun."
and i will tell them how it was my idea
and they won't believe me because the sun did it first
so i must eliminate the sun
sooo anyway
if you are a ten year old child
seeking to travel into the depths of outer space
then join my holy crusade to ransack the sun
my associate dan and i will get you a rocket ship
and launch you at death defying speeds at the sun
whereby you will very quickly perish in the suns
deathly rays.
soon after your noble cause is fulfilled, and you have died in
a worthless mission to kill the sun
i will travel to the sun
and beat it lifeless as though it were a hepless infant without arms, legs, eyes
or a mother
then i will be the new sun,
just smaller so that i can walk around earh.
i guess all that i'm getting at is that if i were the sun(but smaller)
i could lite cigarettes off of myself
and always be warm in the winter
either that, or i could buymyself a lighter and a jacket
but that's not a lot of fun, now is it?
doo-dah
doo-dah
need to buy some more stoges for the occasion
oh da doo dah day
killin sheps r fun
fun fur for minx
hahahahahahah
cat is dying
this will be fun. ive been waiting for it to die for years
so i poisoned it with lsd
now it's dying
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i hate honkies
darce thinks i should go out with shana
i think otherwise
maybe i should date a brick
that way, if anything ever goes wrong in our relationship, i can always just toss her out the window and see her hit some car
then maybe
i will join the kult of hamstur
you should join the kult of hamstur
their giving away free dental benifits if you join in the next 10 mins
so join now
unless you are a 10 year old child
i'm not a pedophile
just a pothead with a plan
***************************attention all 10 year olds****************************
do you seek enlightenment?
do you wish to travel? possibly in outer space?
do you like candy?(ok, i'm half pedophile)
well, what if i were to tell you that you could join a noble and rightous cause
let me explain my self
the sun has been pissing me off recently
it does many terrible things
it is quite treacherous and poses iminent
death to all that oppose it
it has devine powers
and it''s a giant flaming ball of gas
and i always said i wanted to be a giant flaming ball
of gas
and the sun overheard me
so he got to do it first but it was my idea first
and so now
if i become a giant flaming ball of gas
everyone will say
"david, you suck! you're just trying to be all
cool and stuff like the sun."
and i will tell them how it was my idea
and they won't believe me because the sun did it first
so i must eliminate the sun
sooo anyway
if you are a ten year old child
seeking to travel into the depths of outer space
then join my holy crusade to ransack the sun
my associate dan and i will get you a rocket ship
and launch you at death defying speeds at the sun
whereby you will very quickly perish in the suns
deathly rays.
soon after your noble cause is fulfilled, and you have died in
a worthless mission to kill the sun
i will travel to the sun
and beat it lifeless as though it were a hepless infant without arms, legs, eyes
or a mother
then i will be the new sun,
just smaller so that i can walk around earh.
i guess all that i'm getting at is that if i were the sun(but smaller)
i could lite cigarettes off of myself
and always be warm in the winter
either that, or i could buymyself a lighter and a jacket
but that's not a lot of fun, now is it?