Today is December the 14th the day of the dwarf troll who will come and...umm fuck up your cutlery draw or something i dunno. According to Staggerlee, the xmas season in iceland is filled with badass trolls who come and lick your spoons, Pilfer your sausages (Bjúgnakrækir) and
a cat that comes and eats you if you dont wear new clothes on christmas day - which is definitely awesome.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B3lasveinar ZOMG Sausage Pilfering Mofo's
Pedobear has nothing on these guys.
Happy Poison Dwarf Day Everyone!