03 May 2010
To dispel the outlandish rumours from those wretched
posters once and for all - the ones that say that I have...gonasyphaherpalaids, I decided to conclusively prove I have nothing of the sort by getting myself a test from a nearby clinic. And since I had enough of the frog's blood from
that scuffle that started all of this to test him...I got one for him, too.
And this is how they came out.
"Gonasyphaherpalaids" Test Results:
HOW TO READ THE RESULTS:
[THE FOLLOWING IS UNLOCKED TO THOSE WHO FIGURED OUT GONASYPHAHERPALAIDS WAS A HOAX]
...To be honest, those tests (Honestly, there's no such thing as gonasyphaherpalaids tests!) were actually
mono tests that I...procured from the local clinic. I expected them to both be negative and thus, quiet those idiotic people who tend to believe anything. They didn't even look up gonasyphaherpalaids to see if it wasn't just a disease a bloke made up on the spot to get out of a precarious situation! However...who knew that Francis would test positive?
Ha! Have a jolly time in your adventures of amour with this knowledge tucked under your belt, crouton!