{Action Post} The Peace and Quiet that comes from Kidnapped Tenants

[godsavemy]

[The house had been quiet...too quite. Especially in comparison to what he had been dealing with for a little while now. He hadn’t noticed at first, falling into the peaceful lull that he had enjoyed before the madness that now plagued his house started. But now that the stretch of silence was lasting almost a week…well, wouldn’t anyone else’s

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[sapphicfragment]

John would be very concerned about this Baron Von Valiantly Shining Heartsicle IV, Arthur. Very concerned.

[godsavemy]

HE IS A MAJESTIC CREATURE AND I WILL HEAR NO WORD AGAINST HIM.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Does his mane sparkle like fresh morning dew in the sunshine? Because if not-

[godsavemy]

SHINES LIKE FRESH MORNING DEW IN THE SUNSHINE AND IN THE DARKNESS, HA!

MY UNICORN CAN GLOW IN THE DARK.

[pride_of_kiwi]

WHAT? CODS WALLOP I SAY.

[godsavemy]

YOU DOUBT THE BARON? FOOLISH MORTAL.

[pride_of_kiwi]

I DON'T DOUBT A UNICORN WHAT GLOWS IN THE SUNLIGHT, MATE. BUT I'M GUNNA HAVE TO DOUBT ONE THAT SHIMMERS LIKE A GLO STICK AT NIGHT.

[godsavemy]

THEN I WILL HAVE TO PROVE YOU WRONG.

11PM. MY HOUSE. BE THERE OR BE RHOMBUS.

[pride_of_kiwi]

I SWEAR YOU HAVE A THING AGAINST GEOMETRIC SHAPES, SIR.

RIGHT-O. BUT I'M BRINGING MY CAMERA.

[godsavemy]

I HAVE A VENDETTA AGAINST MATHS IN GENERAL.

NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

[pride_of_kiwi]

I SUSPECT THE FEELING MAY BE MUTUAL.

IT'S A CAMCORDER, BRU. GOTTA DO IT RIGHT.

Heeeey Arthur. How's about some sibling bonding over your ex whilst unicorn hunting y/y?

[godsavemy]

AS LONG AS THERE'S NO BRIGHT LIGHTS.

Your wicked ways will keep that unicorn far, far away from you. ...But YYYYYYYY.

[pride_of_kiwi]

NAH. I GOT NIGHT VISION ON THIS BEAUT.

What? I'm as innocent as a pup- with mange and a touch of rabies probably. WHEN YOU WANNA DO THIS THANG-? And shall I do the honors or would you?

[godsavemy]

...you do know they record calls occasionally with telemarketers? And ffff, WOULDN'T OCTOBER BE THE PERFECT MONTH FOR IT?

'ALLO MR. JARED, SO NICE TO SEE YOU IN MY BLOG.

[godsavemy]

For who. =A=