...Am I the only one that noticed that if these people can promise memories to whichever moron kills the most other morons, it means they can hand them out however they wish?*slams coffee mug ( Read more... )

Police? Any of you, really; I believe you might want to go looking for my vertically challenged friend in the wilderness. Ask him some questions.

*chugs coffee*

[[Yeah, I went that far.]]