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godmodcomplex

002 ↔ no further from right

Jul 16, 2011 14:49

[ Action: One can imagine Cable's surprise upon waking up and being delegated a new career path. He... finds it more amusing than anything, really. From world-renowned savior and pariah, leader of a peaceful nation getting immigration requests... to being a plumber. He's not one to not appreciate something like that. That said, he will predictably ( Read more... )

!action, all the truth: all of it, tagging: of the slow variety, !event, !phone, level 3-4

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1800deadpoo July 16 2011, 19:02:04 UTC

[HAHAHAHAHA o cable u so silly expecting deadpool to actually listen to you ever, let alone after a line like that

Deadpool is not even going to bother answering the phone. Instead, he will be kicking down Nate's door like a boss, his arms full of popcorn and beer.]

Hey, Nate! You didn't actually think you could get rid of me that easily, didya?

godmodcomplex July 17 2011, 00:33:40 UTC

[ There are surprisingly few options in Mayfield so far, when it comes to people who would kick down his front door. Actually, that is one of the nicer things about the place. And considering he's sure he could put a thief out of commission, no need to leap into action. ]

I was hoping I could, but I'm not surprised that I couldn't. [ ... just gonna go ahead and pick that thing back up to lean it against the frame until later. ] Which is why I would have answered if you just knocked.

1800deadpoo July 17 2011, 01:06:58 UTC

[don't worry, it'll be back to normal in a day....]

But my hands were full! Couldn't miss the worldwide premiere of Confessions of a Teenage Mutant, after all! ...well, all right, middle-aged. Late middle-aged. Over the hill? Seriously, how old are ya anyway? [Yes, Deadpool brought over popcorn just so he could popcorn.gif at Nate.]

godmodcomplex July 17 2011, 02:37:41 UTC

[ Damn him. Vengeance will come someday B| ] Uhm.

I'm pretty sure that I hit fifty-three somewhere. Keeping track... isn't something I make a priority of.

1800deadpoo July 17 2011, 02:43:47 UTC

[MINE IS AN EVIL CACKLE]

Damn, you really can't lie to me at all, can ya? Best day ever. You're lookin' pretty damn good for fifty, though - if I didn't have this whole eternally non-aging body goin' for me, I'd be jealous. [Beat, then he slams his palm into his face.] Shit.

godmodcomplex July 17 2011, 14:22:35 UTC

No... I can't. [ You know what, if Deadpool gets to popcorn.gif, Cable gets to watch and drink coffee. Because everyone is secretly a seven year old and not wanting to suffer alone. ] And thank you. That was more amusing than it was off-putting.

1800deadpoo July 17 2011, 20:06:44 UTC

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. Just wait until I make you reveal all of your most embarrassin' secrets with my hard-hitting questions! [Long pause.] Okay, I didn't actually plan this far.

godmodcomplex July 18 2011, 04:27:27 UTC

Do you ever? [ Cable-thoughts, word for word. ]

1800deadpoo July 18 2011, 06:27:07 UTC

Sometimes! But then I pretend I'm makin' it all up as I go anyway, 'cause I've got an image to maintain and issues to sell. [Beat.] Okay, now that just ain't fair. I'm s'pposed to be the one askin' the questions here!

[thinking...thinking...] Oh fuck it, just tell me somethin' I can use as blackmail already!

godmodcomplex July 18 2011, 08:08:54 UTC

I don't want to. You'd use it to blackmail me. [ and he probably would have said as much even without this little plague going around. ] Not that I wouldn't still be hoping for the best out of you if you did hear something that fit the qualifications.

1800deadpoo July 18 2011, 20:55:04 UTC

Duuuuuh, that'd be the whole point. And ugh, don't start with the whole manipulative guilt-trips thing, they work way too well.

...I meant that they don't work at all. Except they totally do and oh fuck you mouth we are no longer on speaking terms.

godmodcomplex July 19 2011, 17:27:43 UTC

It's good to know. [ He'll just be sitting down, then. If Wade's hanging around for a good old fashioned forced-honesty visit, Nate's getting comfortable. ] You know, I don't say that to manipulate you. [ Beat. ] Or I do, since I can usually count on it to work.

But I don't say it just because I'm trying to manipulate you. If I didn't have some kind of faith in you, I wouldn't do it so much.

[ Maybe the entirety of Mayfield should just get drunk and stay drunk until they can forget this. ]

1800deadpoo July 21 2011, 03:48:23 UTC

[Man, good thing Deadpool has his mask on, because you do not want to see the look on his face right now. He doesn't want to see the look on his face right now.]

...startin' to think coming over maybe wasn't the smartest idea I've ever had. [beat.] Oh well, too late now! I ain't leavin' until I get some actual dirt.

[Also sits! And hands over a beer.] Want one? I think we're gonna need to be as drunk as possible for this.

godmodcomplex July 22 2011, 14:03:08 UTC

I think you're right. [ Good call bringing the booze. ] Troublesome little town.

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