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Even More Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya - Christmas Edition

Dec 19, 2009 02:34

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fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 07:44:32 UTC

Uh, Santa isn't an alien. In fact, aliens dislike Santa. He's actually a scientist and uses time travel and robots to give out gifts.

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:50:37 UTC

Says who?!

(Though, that'd be pretty neat, too...)

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 07:54:21 UTC

Says me. I've seen the guy. Seen his lab too.

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 07:55:41 UTC

.....

PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 08:00:53 UTC

But I didn't get to bring anything with me from- oh! I don't have any but I know someone who might! I'll be riiiight back.

[brb, heading for Lightbot household]

goddoesntknow December 19 2009, 08:25:32 UTC

I'LL BE WAITING.

geniushubris December 19 2009, 08:02:09 UTC

... Quick.

Dr. Light is not Santa Claus.

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 08:07:45 UTC

But-

If you say so Doctor Wily....

ibeatquickman December 19 2009, 08:03:36 UTC

Idiot.

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 08:12:49 UTC

If my idea's stupid, what's yours?

ibeatquickman December 19 2009, 08:14:11 UTC

Santa Claus isn't real, Quick Man.

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 08:19:10 UTC

Am I allowed to use the point made about parallel dimensions and countless multiverses?

ibeatquickman December 19 2009, 08:20:28 UTC

No.

fasternlightbot December 19 2009, 08:22:23 UTC

Oh. Never mind then.

[a bit later] upgradedtohero December 19 2009, 09:00:01 UTC

.....so this is why Quick Man was in our living room.

Re: [a bit later] drillsforhands December 19 2009, 09:07:06 UTC

...

Send him home right now! Ah... if he's still there I mean, um.

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