Even More Conspiracy Theories of Haruhi Suzumiya - Christmas Edition
So.
Santa Claus.
Jolly fat man who delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls, or something more sinister?
I've been pondering this for awhile, and have come to a conclusion...
Santa is, in fact, an alien. No other creature on earth could live that long. OR TRAVEL THAT FAST. The presents and gifts are a facade, a ruse to lure us into a false sense of security, so that we turn away while his true intentions are put into motion.
Some may question whether or not he exists, but I am convinced he, in fact, travels the globe as a means of mapping it, and surveying things. Taking a look at various superpowers' defenses so that when the centuries of preparation is complete, they have an up-to-date assessment of our strengths and weaknesses when the invasion inevitably comes.
Sure, he might bring presents.
But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!
...
Which, hey, nothing we have to worry about HERE, but I figured everyone deserves a fair warning. ^_^
Santa Claus.
Jolly fat man who delivers presents to all the good little boys and girls, or something more sinister?
I've been pondering this for awhile, and have come to a conclusion...
Santa is, in fact, an alien. No other creature on earth could live that long. OR TRAVEL THAT FAST. The presents and gifts are a facade, a ruse to lure us into a false sense of security, so that we turn away while his true intentions are put into motion.
Some may question whether or not he exists, but I am convinced he, in fact, travels the globe as a means of mapping it, and surveying things. Taking a look at various superpowers' defenses so that when the centuries of preparation is complete, they have an up-to-date assessment of our strengths and weaknesses when the invasion inevitably comes.
Sure, he might bring presents.
But at what cost? AT WHAT COST?!
...
Which, hey, nothing we have to worry about HERE, but I figured everyone deserves a fair warning. ^_^