hmm...
seems oddly appropriate...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I helped digitalpimp across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for cheramie (-10 points). In September fairyfeline and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-762 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
goddessoflights
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In June I helped digitalpimp across the street (6 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for cheramie (-10 points). In September fairyfeline and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-762 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
goddessoflights