団長のログ ☆ [01]

[goddanit]

[Voice]Random nighttime spiriting away? Check

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[sosnarrator]

Haruhi? ... So, you're back, huh?

1/ IDK MAN

[goddanit]

...

[goddanit]

You..

[goddanit]

You.

[goddanit]

YOU IDIOT!

Don't just stand there and say "so, you're back' in that stupid casual way! Of course, I'm not back, I've only just got here but you! You lazy stupid fool, you've been here skirting my command haven't you!

[sosnarrator]

(Oh, right. They don't remember sometimes, Nagato told me about that, didn't she? I was here twice before my "arrival" after all...)

I haven't been doing anything. It's not my fault if you're not around, is it?

[goddanit]

Yes it is! You should always be acting on orders from your leader and if I am not around or am indisposed, you're still supposed act on my previous orders!

[sosnarrator]

Fine... What do you want me to do for you then, oh illustrious Ultra Brigade Chief Suzumiya?

[goddanit]

Explain to me this town!

[sosnarrator]

Basically, we've all been kidnapped and assigned to families in a 1950s American town called "Mayfield". Happy?

(... I think I'll let her learn about the events on her own.)

[goddanit]

And when does the fun stuff start?

[sosnarrator]

What "fun stuff"?

(Your answer isn't going to be fun at all. I'm sure of it...)

[goddanit]

The exciting stuff! There has to be something going on or else I wouldn't have been summoned!

[sosnarrator]

Maybe you should figure that out for yourself rather than relying on me telling you everything.

[goddanit]

Doing menial tasks like that is your job.

[sosnarrator]

Wouldn't you rather experience things first hand rather than listening to whatever it is I have to say?