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Character: Haruhi Suzumiya
Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Character Age: 15
Canon: Haruhi is a girl with no interest in normal people and is always on the lookout for strange things and herself knowledgeable in all matters of the paranormal. To try to find adventure, Haruhi created the SOS Brigade, a club dedicated to finding aliens, time travelers, and ESPers and having fun with them. The big twist that is that Haruhi herself is something not human, possibly a crack in space-time, the first technological entity to be born in the universe, or even god. It depends on what brigade member you ask, but she can never know or else her powers, which give her the ability to subconsciously alter reality, might destroy the world.
Still, the SOS Brigade is her pride and joy and she sees her position of leader as immensely important. Haruhi is so eager for adventure that she sometimes jumps ahead of herself and starts seeing weird patterns and situations that don’t actually exist, except in her head. She sees the world in terms of fiction clichés and she tries to replicate those situations in hopes that something similar will happen to her. When in her element, Haruhi is full of energy and eagerness, smiling cheerfully as she bosses people around. She doesn’t see anything wrong with being so bossy and rude as she overall lacks an understanding of social norms and personal space. When things don’t go her way she becomes very cold and snappish to everyone.
Sample: Prepare for a celebration, Camp Fuck You Die! The great leader of the SOS Brigade, Haruhi Suzumiya, has arrived! Of course, what brings me here are my skills as an ultra detective. My name is notorious throughout the world and wherever weird happenings are present, I will be there! Now, I demand you tell me what sort of strange things you have encountered here and what sort of strange things you plan to encounter in the future.
No, I don’t mean the zombies. Everyone talks about them, they’re not a mystery! Zombies can be interesting but they’re just so overdone in horror movies and games. Everyone is missing the real mystery here and it’s my job as ultra detective to point it out to you idiots. Where are all the typical camp legends and lore, the kind that are told around the campfire at night? Where are stories of the ghosts of kids drowned in the lake haunting cabins? Or the monster in the forest or even a killer who picks off unsuspecting campers one by one? Or even the legend of the toxic food served in the mess hall by a scary looking and bitter cook?! The lack of any suspicious situations that usually arise in places like this is what makes this place suspicious!
So we’re starting an investigation squad to discover the truth behind the lack of camp mysteries here! And since I lack my usual henchmen, I guess you campers will have to do~! It’s important to have the right archetypes to make up the group, why else do you think people in anime and games always end up on adventures? It’s not just by random chance. With my expert knowledge and skills, I’m the only one fit to be leader. Next on the list are a vice-chief, a menial tasks guy, a silent but smart type, and most importantly the mascot! A cute girl with big doe eyes and big boobs is the perfect moe mascot type. A mascot is important to bring attention to your cause; she provides the fan service to attract shallow male viewers! Men are easily attracted to that sort of thing, even if she’s totally useless and dies early on in the story. When the monster comes chasing after us, she screams “kyaaaaaaaaaa!” as she trips and falls. That sort of situation proves that there will definitely be adventures ahead~!
Now, I know you all want to join Haruhi Suzumiya’s investigation squad and encounter all the amazing things you can encounter in camp. We’ll find those ghosts, killers and even get ourselves a bitter cook! I have special requirements for the mascot so if you girls want to be one, get over here so I can inspect you!
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Don’t scream like that, I just have to make sure your breasts are the right size for the bunnygirl costume. Fanservice is serious business, you know!
Voting happened here. In at 87%.
Series: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Character Age: 15
Canon: Haruhi is a girl with no interest in normal people and is always on the lookout for strange things and herself knowledgeable in all matters of the paranormal. To try to find adventure, Haruhi created the SOS Brigade, a club dedicated to finding aliens, time travelers, and ESPers and having fun with them. The big twist that is that Haruhi herself is something not human, possibly a crack in space-time, the first technological entity to be born in the universe, or even god. It depends on what brigade member you ask, but she can never know or else her powers, which give her the ability to subconsciously alter reality, might destroy the world.
Still, the SOS Brigade is her pride and joy and she sees her position of leader as immensely important. Haruhi is so eager for adventure that she sometimes jumps ahead of herself and starts seeing weird patterns and situations that don’t actually exist, except in her head. She sees the world in terms of fiction clichés and she tries to replicate those situations in hopes that something similar will happen to her. When in her element, Haruhi is full of energy and eagerness, smiling cheerfully as she bosses people around. She doesn’t see anything wrong with being so bossy and rude as she overall lacks an understanding of social norms and personal space. When things don’t go her way she becomes very cold and snappish to everyone.
Sample: Prepare for a celebration, Camp Fuck You Die! The great leader of the SOS Brigade, Haruhi Suzumiya, has arrived! Of course, what brings me here are my skills as an ultra detective. My name is notorious throughout the world and wherever weird happenings are present, I will be there! Now, I demand you tell me what sort of strange things you have encountered here and what sort of strange things you plan to encounter in the future.
No, I don’t mean the zombies. Everyone talks about them, they’re not a mystery! Zombies can be interesting but they’re just so overdone in horror movies and games. Everyone is missing the real mystery here and it’s my job as ultra detective to point it out to you idiots. Where are all the typical camp legends and lore, the kind that are told around the campfire at night? Where are stories of the ghosts of kids drowned in the lake haunting cabins? Or the monster in the forest or even a killer who picks off unsuspecting campers one by one? Or even the legend of the toxic food served in the mess hall by a scary looking and bitter cook?! The lack of any suspicious situations that usually arise in places like this is what makes this place suspicious!
So we’re starting an investigation squad to discover the truth behind the lack of camp mysteries here! And since I lack my usual henchmen, I guess you campers will have to do~! It’s important to have the right archetypes to make up the group, why else do you think people in anime and games always end up on adventures? It’s not just by random chance. With my expert knowledge and skills, I’m the only one fit to be leader. Next on the list are a vice-chief, a menial tasks guy, a silent but smart type, and most importantly the mascot! A cute girl with big doe eyes and big boobs is the perfect moe mascot type. A mascot is important to bring attention to your cause; she provides the fan service to attract shallow male viewers! Men are easily attracted to that sort of thing, even if she’s totally useless and dies early on in the story. When the monster comes chasing after us, she screams “kyaaaaaaaaaa!” as she trips and falls. That sort of situation proves that there will definitely be adventures ahead~!
Now, I know you all want to join Haruhi Suzumiya’s investigation squad and encounter all the amazing things you can encounter in camp. We’ll find those ghosts, killers and even get ourselves a bitter cook! I have special requirements for the mascot so if you girls want to be one, get over here so I can inspect you!
…
Don’t scream like that, I just have to make sure your breasts are the right size for the bunnygirl costume. Fanservice is serious business, you know!
Voting happened here. In at 87%.