Forty-Forth Explosion
[Voice]
[...There's a small awkward cough, and then...] Oi! SOS-Brigade! We've been slacking off for way too long, it's time to get back for regular meetings! I expect all of you to report to the clubroom today because it's going to be a birthday celebration for Bunny, one of our senior members! I expect all of you to get her a gift and I expect all of you to bring some kinda dish! We're going to make this the biggest celebration she's ever had, as is only fitting of Luceti's infamous SOS-Brigade!
Also, for all those of you who are still in the dark-ages: The SOS-Brigade the greatest club ever invented, made to seek out the mysteries of this world and spread fun to everyone here who is in desperate need of it! What with all the kidnappings lately, that really needs to happen soon, so everyone look forward to our next event!
...Jeez it's hot today. Oi! Walter! You finish that window yet? Better have... Oh and Shiki? Where the hell are you?! Jeez... Didn't come home last night and it's only your first week here?
[Written]
And then for those of you that are like "OH I WANT TO JOIN HOW CAN I?" It's simple! Just talk to me, the divinely-inspired infamous overlord of the SOS-Brigade, Haruki Suzumiya! As for everyone else in the BRigade? This is our current roster:
Haruki: Untouchable, unquestioned Chief
Rena: Honorary vice-chief
Bunny: Senior member/Brigade-nurse
Al: Senior member/Brigade-trap
Excel: Senior member/Brigade-eyecandy
Uriko: Senior member/Brigade-kickass
Tai: Noteworthy member
McKura: Senior-citizen member
Arthur: British member
Hanyuu: Brigade member
Rika: Brigade member
Yuzuriha: Brigade member
Also at this party I expect everyone to welcome Rika and Hanyuu! I would say Yuzuriha but... After all, they're our newest members! I also expect you all to congrat Rena for her promotion! [Ignoring that this Rena is a new recruit. Older members probably recall the previous Rena]
Over and out!
[...There's a small awkward cough, and then...] Oi! SOS-Brigade! We've been slacking off for way too long, it's time to get back for regular meetings! I expect all of you to report to the clubroom today because it's going to be a birthday celebration for Bunny, one of our senior members! I expect all of you to get her a gift and I expect all of you to bring some kinda dish! We're going to make this the biggest celebration she's ever had, as is only fitting of Luceti's infamous SOS-Brigade!
Also, for all those of you who are still in the dark-ages: The SOS-Brigade the greatest club ever invented, made to seek out the mysteries of this world and spread fun to everyone here who is in desperate need of it! What with all the kidnappings lately, that really needs to happen soon, so everyone look forward to our next event!
...Jeez it's hot today. Oi! Walter! You finish that window yet? Better have... Oh and Shiki? Where the hell are you?! Jeez... Didn't come home last night and it's only your first week here?
[Written]
And then for those of you that are like "OH I WANT TO JOIN HOW CAN I?" It's simple! Just talk to me, the divinely-inspired infamous overlord of the SOS-Brigade, Haruki Suzumiya! As for everyone else in the BRigade? This is our current roster:
Haruki: Untouchable, unquestioned Chief
Rena: Honorary vice-chief
Bunny: Senior member/Brigade-nurse
Al: Senior member/Brigade-trap
Excel: Senior member/Brigade-eyecandy
Uriko: Senior member/Brigade-kickass
Tai: Noteworthy member
McKura: Senior-citizen member
Arthur: British member
Hanyuu: Brigade member
Rika: Brigade member
Yuzuriha: Brigade member
Also at this party I expect everyone to welcome Rika and Hanyuu! I would say Yuzuriha but... After all, they're our newest members! I also expect you all to congrat Rena for her promotion! [Ignoring that this Rena is a new recruit. Older members probably recall the previous Rena]
Over and out!