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[goblin_11]

"Governor, governor! The horrible pirate Burning Quack is attacking our town! Our men are flocking to his banner!"
"He has a banner?!"
"His ship, the Kuess Odila is fully crewed and his fleet is swelling"
"Quesodilla? Isn't that a food?"
"I don't know sir, but his banner shows a drunken platypus. I'll be taking that necklace by the way, sir..."

Comments

[outsider_core]

::does cabin girl dance:: whats a cabin girl 0.o

[goblin_11]

I think it is something like a pirate version of a page.

[stevenli]

It seems I've risen up from the depths of your love cabin to kill you. Male courtesans forever!

[goblin_11]

I fear that, in keeping with the Evil Overlord List, you and anybody like you shall be executed immediatly. What the execution will involve is a whole differnt matter. :D

[stevenli]

Probably death by oogabooga.

[misconstrue]

haha. The fact that you said "Male courtesans forever!" just makes me wonder about the current state of your sanity. All that shagging and Steve's brain just turns to mush. :p

[stevenli]

Oh, no, the shagging is fine. In fact, I encourage the shagging. It's the kinkiness of the whips that's really getting to me, though...

"Okay, come to my back room, and we can 'negotiate' prices. Leave your weapons there, though. I'm not that kinky."
-Me as a DM, talking to a player trying to haggle