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"Governor, governor! The horrible pirate Burning Quack is attacking our town! Our men are flocking to his banner!"
"He has a banner?!"
"His ship, the Kuess Odila is fully crewed and his fleet is swelling"
"Quesodilla? Isn't that a food?"
"I don't know sir, but his banner shows a drunken platypus. I'll be taking that necklace by the way, sir..."