10 things I hate about surveys
1. You're amazing, and I love every minute spent with you. You are more special than you realize, and I cannot wait until the day you get to be proud of who you are, because it will be wonderful. Even though your passiveness is kind of annoying and I really don't like your stance on generosity, everything you are brings out the best in me, and every flaw you've got is perfect, 'cuz it's you. It's also really great how you're so patient with me and all my crap. <3
2. It's too bad you don't really understand how I feel about you, because while you still may not like how I see you, you might be able to understand that part of my personality honestly doesn't mind what I dislike about you, despite the fact that I like you in general anyways. I dislike things about everyone, and I'm as vocal about it with them as I was with you. I may not like everything about who and how you are, but it really didn't matter until you blew it out of proportion.
3. You're really cool, but I get confused when you "play" around with me and it actually hurts. Really bad.
4. You'll never read this, but I really, REALLY like you, even if other people don't think I should. It really bothers me that we went through all that and you can't call me or ask me to do something, anything with you. I may not be the best at calling people, but I think that after four years of chasing I deserve to be chased a little. You're kind of an immature jerk sometimes, but you're nice and funny and appreciative, not to mention sexy, and I see great potential in you. I see great potential in us, if it ever happens right, and at the right time, for that matter.
5. Your kindness seems forced, and I am suspicious of it.
6. Someone as great as you are shouldn't be so obnoxious.
7. You are a genuinely good person, and I care about you a lot. I just don't understand how you bend / ignore the rules of religion so that they fit your own lifestyle and beliefs, and then judge others harshly for something that is just as controversial, religiously speaking, just in a different way. I just think you need to look at things from multiple perspectives, and then maybe you'll understand a little better. I love you. <3
8. I'm glad that whatever damage was done to our friendship, we are piecing it back together so that I don't even notice the awkwardness anymore. Being apart from you for that long, while necessary, made life a little bit worse in its own way.
9. I wish you guys (2-3 people, because they're basically the same person) weren't SO STUPID. Someday I am going to jam an American Constitution translated into Spanish down your throat while my 10 little Mexican babies run around you waving the Mexican flag.
10. Your breath smells really bad. Do you even brush your teeth? Do you floss? It doesn't smell like it. Might want to work on that.
Them's the breaks.
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Brakes?
I dunno.
2. It's too bad you don't really understand how I feel about you, because while you still may not like how I see you, you might be able to understand that part of my personality honestly doesn't mind what I dislike about you, despite the fact that I like you in general anyways. I dislike things about everyone, and I'm as vocal about it with them as I was with you. I may not like everything about who and how you are, but it really didn't matter until you blew it out of proportion.
3. You're really cool, but I get confused when you "play" around with me and it actually hurts. Really bad.
4. You'll never read this, but I really, REALLY like you, even if other people don't think I should. It really bothers me that we went through all that and you can't call me or ask me to do something, anything with you. I may not be the best at calling people, but I think that after four years of chasing I deserve to be chased a little. You're kind of an immature jerk sometimes, but you're nice and funny and appreciative, not to mention sexy, and I see great potential in you. I see great potential in us, if it ever happens right, and at the right time, for that matter.
5. Your kindness seems forced, and I am suspicious of it.
6. Someone as great as you are shouldn't be so obnoxious.
7. You are a genuinely good person, and I care about you a lot. I just don't understand how you bend / ignore the rules of religion so that they fit your own lifestyle and beliefs, and then judge others harshly for something that is just as controversial, religiously speaking, just in a different way. I just think you need to look at things from multiple perspectives, and then maybe you'll understand a little better. I love you. <3
8. I'm glad that whatever damage was done to our friendship, we are piecing it back together so that I don't even notice the awkwardness anymore. Being apart from you for that long, while necessary, made life a little bit worse in its own way.
9. I wish you guys (2-3 people, because they're basically the same person) weren't SO STUPID. Someday I am going to jam an American Constitution translated into Spanish down your throat while my 10 little Mexican babies run around you waving the Mexican flag.
10. Your breath smells really bad. Do you even brush your teeth? Do you floss? It doesn't smell like it. Might want to work on that.
Them's the breaks.
...
Brakes?
I dunno.