and i'm like, "get up out mah face"

Sep 29, 2006 17:18

okay, so i know i like staring at people. great. and most of the time when people stare at me, im all "down with that," especially if theyre hot and sexy. but there are certain cases where i canNOT stand the staring. like small children in cars. i hate that. what the hell are they looking at? are they writing a research paper on me? or did they wake up in the morning and say, "hey, im going to go annoy the hell out of people stuck on the miserable freeway in crappy neons that sound like racecars?" ASIDE: this is why i laugh when small, annoying children get hurt. like when they eat shit because of those stupid rolling shoes. END ASIDE. or, like today, when the second lieutenant of the Nerd Brigade (you know the type; pokemon card game playing, scratching/digging into scalp and skin and THEN fingernail chewing kinda dork. im a nerd. i know. but this is beyond nerd. and its nasty.) decided that he wanted to look at me. i could see the wild, unbridled desire in his protruding eyes; he wanted me to dye my hair orange and roleplay as misty with him. and when i say roleplay i mean say cute things in japanese (like "kawaii!!!") and flounce around in my MistyGear and say "starmie, attack!" needless to say, i was horrified. it was like his need for me was burning into my soul. i had to tear myself away. i couldnt of course, because i was learning The Math, re-inputting variables and Gaussian elimination and crap. its the kind of creepy thing you laugh about later. but i guess you had to be there.

ugh. i think i need an acid wash now.

re-input the squirtle!
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