393 - Marriage
To be honest, I've never given much thought to getting married. Oh sure, I've dated; had a couple steady relationships here and there. But nothing ever got serious enough for me to even consider popping the question. Marriage is a big step, after all. You've got to be absolutely sure that it's the right thing, otherwise you and your spouse will be unhappy for the rest of your time together.
I think the biggest part of my reluctance is the fact that any future wife of mine isn't just going to become a member of my family, but of the Muppet family. And not everyone can withstand the Muppets'...various eccentricities, to put it one way. Back when I was living in the boarding house I learned early on never to take my dates there, not if I wanted to avoid the risk of being embarrassed by Gonzo or Pepe or Rizzo or keep her from being pursued by Animal. Besides, none of those girls really understood the bond I have with Kermit and the others and what it is that makes all of us Muppets a family.
I suppose someday I'll find the right girl who will get all of those things, who won't mind a jealous pig constantly trying to upstage her or being chased occasionally by the rock band's feral drummer. But until that day comes, I'm okay with being single.
I think the biggest part of my reluctance is the fact that any future wife of mine isn't just going to become a member of my family, but of the Muppet family. And not everyone can withstand the Muppets'...various eccentricities, to put it one way. Back when I was living in the boarding house I learned early on never to take my dates there, not if I wanted to avoid the risk of being embarrassed by Gonzo or Pepe or Rizzo or keep her from being pursued by Animal. Besides, none of those girls really understood the bond I have with Kermit and the others and what it is that makes all of us Muppets a family.
I suppose someday I'll find the right girl who will get all of those things, who won't mind a jealous pig constantly trying to upstage her or being chased occasionally by the rock band's feral drummer. But until that day comes, I'm okay with being single.