Happy Holidays Dreya_uberwald!

[waxbean]

now, for the first of several exciting entries for Day 7...!

Happy Holidays dreya_uberwald!

Title: A Dirty Crush
Gift Recipient: dreya_uberwald
Author: janicechess
Summary: Pollution has a crush on Crowley. Crowley just wants his car to stay clean (Crowley/Pollution).
Rating: PG-13
A/N: A million thanks to both my Awesome beta and to her Highness for her Very Helpful Comments. As

Comments

[waxbean]

this is so wonderfully humorous, Secret Author!

But I really think the pairing is Crowley/Bentley with Pollution trying to barge in -- though it's possible that Pollution lusts for the Bentley as much as he does for Crowley!

I really like the way you write Crowley here -- he's so protective of his beloved car. And he's willing to go along with just about anything, too. Hey, if it feels good... and it's not too messy...!

I have to say-- I am mighty curious about whatever it is that he tried to do with Pollution!

--Mary

[secret_kracken]

Thank you! Crowley/Bentley! Heh heh. Kind of, yeah. :)

Sorry you and/or vulgarweed had to edit my author's notes! Oops. Didn't think of that.

[mangy_mongrel]

Maybe it's just me the ferocious Aziraphale/Crowley shipper, but why does one feel that uhm... what Crowley did was uhm... cry out some one else's name at the point of uhm... completion?

[secret_kracken]

Hee. Um, actually it was something physical, I think (see reply to Dreya for more details). But, what you said *might* have happened too. That didn't... I mean wouldn't have bothered Pollution though.

Thanks for reading & commenting!

Hee!

[corporal_katz]

Oh, Secret Author, this little fic was so wonderfully entertaining and adorable. I'm with waxbean about the fic being more Crowley/Bentley, hehe. Wonderful, simply wonderful.

...But I AM dying to know what it is that Crowley tried to do. XD

Re: Hee!

[secret_kracken]

Why thank you so much! I'm so glad you enjoyed it! It was entertaining to write as well.

(See my reply to Dreya, below.)

[dreya_uberwald]

Thank you so much Secret Author, I'm absolutely thrilled with it. It's so amusing and entertaining. Love the idea of Crowley being willing to try just about anything in order to try and keep his precious Bentley clean (one just has to wonder what the Bentley's thoughts on the matter of being fondled by Pollution were). Like everybody else I'm hugely curious as to what it was that Crowley actually did to make Pollution go away.

[secret_kracken]

Oh, I'm so glad you like it

[waxbean]

toxic gas when aroused?

I just don't quite know what to think about that!

add to that the fact you are Pollution's girl friend.... I don't know what to think about that either!

Just how did you know about the gas thing, anyway, Secret Author?

--Mary

[dreya_uberwald]

Oh dear, poor Crowley. If it's indeed the case that Pollution emits toxins that interferes with demonic potency then we just have to hope, for the sake of demon self-esteem everywhere, that this is the first and last time that pollution attempts to get intimate with an infernal being. We'll just have to hope that Crowley never remembers (or that if he does they'll be a certain angel another entity on hand to restore his faith in his abilities).

[vulgarweed]

So evilly funny. Great job!