Happy Holidays Dreya_uberwald!

[waxbean]

now, for the first of several exciting entries for Day 7...!

Happy Holidays dreya_uberwald!

Title: A Dirty Crush
Gift Recipient: dreya_uberwald
Author: janicechess
Summary: Pollution has a crush on Crowley. Crowley just wants his car to stay clean (Crowley/Pollution).
Rating: PG-13
A/N: A million thanks to both my Awesome beta and to her Highness for her Very Helpful Comments. As

Comments

[secret_kracken]

Oh, I'm so glad you like it! :)

So, this is the thing... I don't actually know what Crowley did to/with Pollution. I mean, I think Pollution exudes some sort of toxic gas when he gets aroused, and it made me pass out. So I didn't see anything that happened. And Pollution won't tell me! Every time I bring it up, he just gets this oddly focused, annoyed look on his face and tells me to drop it.

From little clues Pollution has accidentally let slip, I've figured out that it was something physical, that Crowley either did or didn't do. I can only guess that there is something particular that one isn't supposed to do to a Horseperson, and Crowley did it. Or, you know, I have thought that given the note, it might have been that Crowley just couldn't get it up. I mean, "I should have known better than to try that with you" might mean that he shouldn't have tried to get him drunk and then possibly.. drugged? I mean, maybe the toxic gas was supposed to be for pleasure, but it had a weird effect on Crowley. And then "I won't hold it against you"...hmm, well, the 'couldn't get it up' theory is starting to sound more plausible, isn't it? Poor Crowley, we won't tell him. He would be even more embarrassed than he already is.

Okay, must stop writing before comment is longer than the fic itself.

[waxbean]

toxic gas when aroused?

I just don't quite know what to think about that!

add to that the fact you are Pollution's girl friend.... I don't know what to think about that either!

Just how did you know about the gas thing, anyway, Secret Author?

--Mary

[dreya_uberwald]

Oh dear, poor Crowley. If it's indeed the case that Pollution emits toxins that interferes with demonic potency then we just have to hope, for the sake of demon self-esteem everywhere, that this is the first and last time that pollution attempts to get intimate with an infernal being. We'll just have to hope that Crowley never remembers (or that if he does they'll be a certain angel another entity on hand to restore his faith in his abilities).