Ahem.
As the holiday season draws nearer, I have taken it upon myself to lighten the mood around here. I've been told that the Aurors are doing their best to investigate, but truly, it's no use moping over a situation that, at present, cannot be helped.
I think that, as my Christmas gift to my students, I will be offering free individual tours of my dungeons. I will of course act as the guide, providing lengthy explanations of the various tools I have in the closets and enclosed, kinky spaces of DOOM cupboards. In addition, as I'm feeling more than a little generous this year, I will make my best effort to give all Sixth year boys students stocking stuffers to help brighten their spirits. I've even treated myself to some lovely red silk boxer shorts for the occasion.
I think that, as my Christmas gift to my students, I will be offering free individual tours of my dungeons. I will of course act as the guide, providing lengthy explanations of the various tools I have in the closets and enclosed, kinky spaces of DOOM cupboards. In addition, as I'm feeling more than a little generous this year, I will make my best effort to give all Sixth year boys students stocking stuffers to help brighten their spirits. I've even treated myself to some lovely red silk boxer shorts for the occasion.