7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy-daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

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[lazy_daze]

He remembers to stop shaking Sam. Sam's head lolls for a couple of moments with the momentum, the he steadies it and blinks really hard and fast.

"Oh my god, Dean, I know. I know! I wasn't freaking out! Oh my god!"

Dean thinks Sam sounds a bit like he's freaking out, with all the exclamations, but maybe drunk Sam just really likes being indignant.

"I was gonna say, we probably shouldn't be doing this in front of the cameras."

Dean looks up at the camera slowly, then over at the screen, disproportionately amused at the slight delay. He chuckles for a moment, then remembers Sam doesn't seem to like the idea of the cameras watching them be incestuous. To be fair, Dean had forgotten til now that there even was a camera - Sam's taste is extremely distracting, okay - so he hasn't had time to decide if he likes that idea or not. "Huh."

Sam looks at him very earnestly, with his wide eyes and flushed pink cheeks and swollen wet red mouth, and Dean does not have enough of himself functioning at a level where he can see all of that and pay attention to actual words.

He opens his eyes and scowls when Sam pokes him in the forehead. He was just trying to pay better attention.

"Dean! Listen! Look. We have to get out of here. It's really important. Because this is really dumb, probably, but also like - amazing and really fucking hot and I pretty much am gonna last about another five seconds of making out with you before I will be sucking your dick. I seriously mean it, it's like, right now I am just thinking, Dean's dick, on a loop, it's like, I am gonna start hallucinating it if you don't let me get it in my mouth--"

Dean revises his opinion of drunk Sam from entertaining to the best thing ever and - making sure to enunciate extremely carefully - says "Fuck. The. Cameras."

(and den dey done sex.)

[runedgirl]

Hahahahaha, Dean's dick, on a loop..... drunk Sam is definitely the best thing ever :)

[de_nugis]

Entertaining indignant drunk Sam is the best kind. And hallucinating Dean's dick is the best hallucination.

[afattribble]

OOOOMG drunk!Sam is soooo funny and earnest and also "Dean's dick, on a loop" *dies*

[glovered]

Awwwwwwwww! I love Sam being super optimistic!

and also: Dean revises his opinion of drunk Sam from entertaining to the best thing ever

:') Best comment meme ever.

[obstinatrix]

omg, indignant!Sam is the BEST EVER.

[oddishly]

INDIGNANT!EARNEST!SAAAAAAAAAAM ♥♥♥

also Dean's dick, on a loop oh my GOD that is some crazy awesome imagery.

[meesasometimes]

that's right boys, cameras are a GOOD thing!

[deirdre_c]

it's like, right now I am just thinking, Dean's dick, on a loop,

Ha. JOIN THE CLUB, SAM. :D :D :D

You are more happy-making than puppies riding unicorns.

[heard_the_owl]

This is adorable adorable adorable but still - whenever you mention that Sam is *HIS BROTHER* - my brain just shorts out completely.
HOW DO YOU DO THAT SO PERFECTLY?? My incest kink is so satisfied by you! ♥______♥