7x18 Comment-fic Meme

[glovered]

Hello! lazy-daze and I have decided that the time for comment-fic is now. In this past episode, Sam and Dean get shwasted Dean says, "I miss these talks." However, we do not see said talk on-screen.

AND THUS, THE INCEPTION OF:

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[runedgirl]

“Woah, woah,” Dean sputtered, jumping off his chair so fast he lost his balance and ended up sitting half on top of Sam. “I think I got the picture, but that’s just the devil fucking with you, Sam.”

Sam wrapped impossibly long arms around his brother to steady them both, still shaking his head forcefully. “Noooooo,” he moaned theatrically, gripping Dean harder as his head-shaking made him even more dizzy than the alcohol already had, “It was true, Dean, OHMYGOD DEAN IT WAS ALL TRUE!”

Sam was practically shouting now, his eyes wide and shocked and horrified. “You DO have cocksucking lips, Dean, and I’ve always wanted -

Dean slapped a hand over Sam’s open mouth. Sam’s lips were slick and wet and hot against his palm, and Sam’s arms were tight around his back and Sam’s dick was hard against his ass where Dean was sitting on his - wait, what?

Dean leaned back far enough to meet Sam’s ridiculously wide eyes. “You - you’re serious?” he managed.

Sam nodded vigorously; Dean’s hand was still over his mouth. Tentatively, Dean slid the tip of his finger between Sam’s lips. Sam’s eyes widened even more. Then his warm wet tongue licked around it. Dean’s breath caught; he slipped it in farther, and Sam’s hips shifted beneath him.

“Sam, shit,” Dean said, and twisted to get his legs spread over Sam’s lap, nearly falling on the floor. When he sat back down he was straddling Sam’s hips, Sam’s prominent hard-on nestled in the crack of his ass. “So Lucifer was telling the truth - about this one thing?”

Sam nodded and sucked on his finger, and Dean felt it in his dick. He yanked his finger out and replaced it with his mouth, both of them groaning loudly into the sloppy kiss.

Later, after they’d killed the alcohol monster and Dean had proved Sam’s hypothesis about his lips correct and Sam had proved Dean’s suspicions about Sam’s equally correct, they stumbled to the other bed, still grinning stupidly.

“You gonna remember this in the morning?” Dean worried, curling himself around Sam with a proprietary arm around his chest.

Sam pulled Dean’s arm tighter, fingers clasped over his brother’s. “Absolutely. And I won’t need the devil to remind me.”

[de_nugis]

OMG, loud, angsty, drunk Sam! Dean trying to be serious! And thinking that Sam is pretty!

It is true, Sam and Dean. You are both very pretty.

[runedgirl]

SO true :)

[afattribble]

OMG dying of laughter here!!!! (also? Hot!)

[runedgirl]

I swear, these boys are hot even when they're ridiculous :)

[obstinatrix]

omg, you and finger sucking. you are SO responsible for me finding that sexy now. ♥

[runedgirl]

Ummm.....sorry? *lies*

[oddishly]

Oh I am SO CHARMED. Sam! Dean! LAST LINE :D

[runedgirl]

I am thrilled to have charmed you ;)

[meesasometimes]

always knew that Lucifer would be good for something...other than his comic timing that is!

[runedgirl]

He does have that, doesn't he? But this is a much better use :)

[deirdre_c]

YAY! Awesome. :) :) :)

[runedgirl]

Hehehe. I have a soft spot for snarky Lucifer.

[cordelia_gray]

NOOOOOO, this is SERIOUS! Yes, Sam, your feelings about your brother's lips are very serious indeed :) ♥

[runedgirl]

Absolutely. Serious lip feelings are serious :)

[heard_the_owl]

“Noooooo,” he moaned theatrically, gripping Dean harder as his head-shaking made him even more dizzy than the alcohol already had, “It was true, Dean, OHMYGOD DEAN IT WAS ALL TRUE!”

I almost died.
That image of Sam! XDDDDDDDD!!
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
AND ALSO FOR ALL OF THE HOT THAT FOLLOWED.