[chatfic] Jason needs love. And weapons. And hugs.
Ever wondered just how awesome inlovewithnight and I are? Below the cut, observe us review Jay-Day issues, then build the World's Finest (heh) and Bestest AU ever.
glossing: That's why Daddy loved you best.
inlovewithnight: EEEEEEEE. I SCREECHED when I
read that line!
glossing: I pumped my fist in the air! Ha.
inlovewithnight: Don't they understand they need to
HUG?
glossing: And MAKE OUT?
inlovewithnight: Hee, I already have the issue open again-
Jason all "Boy, Dick, you sure got some GAME." Oh yes,
Jason. Now KISS HIM.
glossing: Jay wants him *so* bad. And Dick?
Needs some action.
inlovewithnight: And in Green Arrow! With the mask
under the hood! "I did it once for dramatic effect and then
it just got to be a habit."
glossing: YUM. God, I love his freaky red Robin
mask.
inlovewithnight: And poor Mia. "Doesn't he have a
history of getting blown up in buildings?"
glossing: She *made* that issue for me.
inlovewithnight: I loved Ollie trying to talk to Bruce. "It must be hard seeing him like this."
"NO HE IS NOTHING TO ME I WILL SMASH HIM."
"...okay."
glossing: Ollie really restrained himself! I was pretty
impressed.
inlovewithnight: Bruce is in sooooo muuuuuuuch denial.
glossing: More than ANYTHING.
glossing: You *know* he's so torn and so
guiltridden and he LOVES watching Jason in motion but he
*shouldn't* and., and..
inlovewithnight: And there's that one panel where Ollie
just has this look on his face of "You are so full of shit."
inlovewithnight: "NO I'M NOT DON'T LOOK AT ME
HE IS DIRT IN THE SEWERS."
inlovewithnight: (For some reason Bruce's denial-voice is in capslock.)
glossing: Bruce's denial is like emo!shoutcaps!Harry
Potter. It works.
glossing: HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. Hey,
didja see *that* flip? Taught him that myself, and...I HATE
HIM HE MUST DIE.
inlovewithnight: Oh, BRUCE. You want to hug him!
Admit it!
glossing: You want to hug him and bathe him and put
him back on the righteous path. Preferably while naked and
longing. Yes.
glossing: <--- appears to be currently writing
Bruce/Jason blowjobs. *facepalm*
inlovewithnight: Hee hee hee.
And back over in Outsiders, Jason TRIED to be all
conciliatory when Dick showed up! Conciliatory with a
gun, but still! HE TRIED!
glossing: He tried really hard! For Jason, anyway,
that was hard!
glossing: "I just want to talk!"
Dick: *grr*
"I do!"
inlovewithnight: ::boy wonder wrestlefight!::
glossing: EEE! In spandex with weapons!
...and this is why, right now, I love canon.
inlovewithnight: And no tentacles! ;-)
glossing: I miss his tentacles! I know I'm the only
one, but still.
inlovewithnight: Heee.
I am even more determinedt o find a way to ship him with
Mia.
glossing: YES!
inlovewithnight: She wouldn't take any of his crap!
inlovewithnight: (Oh, wait, back to Dick and Jason for a
minute-
"If it's a race, I'd say my bullet passes through your brain
pan before you crush my windpipe- but I don't want to do
that!" "No?" "NO"
glossing: She wouldn't! And she'd just smirk at him
while he raged, until he got sleepy, and then she'd kick him
and remind him he's not allowed to kill.
glossing: I CAN'T KILL YOU, DICK. YOU'RE
MY SORTA BROTHER.
inlovewithnight: Eventually they have to do a
Jason-redeemed story, right? With hugging?
glossing: Uh, they better?
glossing: And they sure as hell better redeem Cass
while they're at it.
inlovewithnight: And Bruce saying something
like...like..."You're still my son, Jason. I still love you."
glossing: *weeps*
inlovewithnight: This would traumatize Tim, wouldn't it.
glossing: It would so traumatize Tim. They should go for it!
inlovewithnight: Basically, DC, we would like Bat-hugs,
whenever you can get around to that.
glossing: Yes, please. It's okay if they're still holding
their weapons of choice. As long as there's hugging, too.
inlovewithnight: I just fear that instead of Redemption of
Jason they will do Jason Dies AGAIN, This Time For
Realz, Yo.
glossing: Oh, fuckety. I kind of fear that, too. But I
hope he's a fun enough villain for them to keep around for a
*little* while.
inlovewithnight: They could do something like "Bruce kills
him" or "Tim kills him" and be all DARK AND EDGY and
::frets::
glossing: *cries*
I might, possibly, go for "Cass kills him". Just for the
awesome.
inlovewithnight: I would MUCH prefer Bat-hugging and
redemption and maybe he can have a city of his very own.
inlovewithnight: (Everybody else gets one!)
glossing: oooh! yes. he could have Metropolis and
hang out with Superman, who's the one who redeemed
him!
inlovewithnight: Ooh! And Bruce would be SO
JEALOUS.
glossing: He WOULD! But he can't really argue with
*Superman's* fitness to watch over Jason.
glossing: He would get very bitchy, though.
inlovewithnight: And Clark would be like "He loves you
too, Bruce. Don't worry."
inlovewithnight: "I'M NOT WORRIED I DON'T CARE
DON'T LOOK AT ME."
glossing: Clark: It's all right. Really.
Bruce: He's unpredictable.
Clark: Well, yes.
Bruce: I HAVE TO GO NOW.
inlovewithnight: Jason: WAS THAT HIM I DON'T
WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
Clark: ::sigh::
glossing: *squee*
glossing: Lois: You're all idiots.
inlovewithnight: Dick: HOW COME I NEVER GOT
ADOPTED BY SUPERMAN?
glossing: ............................
inlovewithnight: Tim: You're too well-adjusted.
glossing: *falls off chair*
Dick: I'm not! I'm very deep and I have layers!
Tim: You really don't.
Dick: I AM.
inlovewithnight: Dick: MY PARENTS DIED.
REMEMBER? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT?
glossing: BECAUSE I DO!
inlovewithnight: Bruce: I remember. It was in an alley...in
teh rain....oh, wait. Dammit. I always get that confused.
glossing: *weeps*
inlovewithnight: Dick: Need a hug?
inlovewithnight: Bruce: NO I'M FINE GOD WHERE'S
ALFRED WITH MY BRANDY.
inlovewithnight: Alfred: I wanna go work for Superman.
glossing: Tim: *hugs Dick*
glossing: [ bad shipper, me ]
inlovewithnight: :-)
inlovewithnight: And then TIm is like "Jason, you can be
a Teen Titan if you really want to! Even though you're too
old now (maybe)."
glossing: Jason: Can I kill?
Tim: NO.
Jason: A little bit?
inlovewithnight: Tim: "How do you 'a little bit..." NO."
glossing: And Kid Devil woudl be so excited! He
used to be Jay's little penpal.
inlovewithnight: Bruce: Clark, maybe I can just keep him
in my basement. You know. Close to me. Where I can
keep an eye on him. And protect him from all that
is wrong and ungood.
glossing: Clark: Your basement as in your cave?
That didn't work the first time, Bruce.
Bruce: HE RAN AWAY.
Clark: He was a child.
Bruce: HE LEFT ME. EVERYONE LEAVES ME.
inlovewithnight: Tim and Dick: Seriously? Hugs? We're
offering?
glossing: Tim: And it's a limited time offer, so...
Clark: I'd love a hug!
T&D: FINE.
inlovewithnight: Bruce: DO YOU SEE HOW
SUPERMAN STEALS ALL OF MY KIDS?
glossing: Alfred: Your toddy, sir. I have drawn your
bath.
Bruce: *scowls* Can I use my battleship?
Alfred: Of course.
inlovewithnight: ::dies::
glossing: (I keep having this EVIL impulse to have
Alfred cut Bruce's food in a fic.)
inlovewithnight: (::cracking up:: It's TOO
WONDERFUL.)
glossing: (YAY)
glossing: Jason: I'm going to go kill stuff now.
Anyone want to try to stop me?
Bruce: I'M BUSY I DON'T CARE. *runs after him*
inlovewithnight: Dick: All I had to do was kill things to
get attention?
glossing: Bruce: Not you. You're too upright and
perfect for that.
inlovewithnight: Jason: I TOLD YOU HE LOVED YOU
BEST
inlovewithnight: Tim: I come in third, right? Wayyyyy
back in third?
inlovewithnight: Jason: You're fourth. Behind the
Batmobile.
glossing: Bruce: He doesn't kill, Jason.
(Oh, TIMMY!)
glossing: Bruce: Tim, you will be Batman. I know of
no greater...
Dick: Burden?
Jason: Bullshit?
Bruce:...honor.
inlovewithnight: ::cracks up again::
glossing: *dances you*
inlovewithnight: You should just post this IM
conversation. Call it fic.
And that, my friends, is how much we love Jason. And Dick, and Clark, and Mia, and Tim, and Bruuuuuuuuuce. And Ollie.
glossing: That's why Daddy loved you best.
inlovewithnight: EEEEEEEE. I SCREECHED when I
read that line!
glossing: I pumped my fist in the air! Ha.
inlovewithnight: Don't they understand they need to
HUG?
glossing: And MAKE OUT?
inlovewithnight: Hee, I already have the issue open again-
Jason all "Boy, Dick, you sure got some GAME." Oh yes,
Jason. Now KISS HIM.
glossing: Jay wants him *so* bad. And Dick?
Needs some action.
inlovewithnight: And in Green Arrow! With the mask
under the hood! "I did it once for dramatic effect and then
it just got to be a habit."
glossing: YUM. God, I love his freaky red Robin
mask.
inlovewithnight: And poor Mia. "Doesn't he have a
history of getting blown up in buildings?"
glossing: She *made* that issue for me.
inlovewithnight: I loved Ollie trying to talk to Bruce. "It must be hard seeing him like this."
"NO HE IS NOTHING TO ME I WILL SMASH HIM."
"...okay."
glossing: Ollie really restrained himself! I was pretty
impressed.
inlovewithnight: Bruce is in sooooo muuuuuuuch denial.
glossing: More than ANYTHING.
glossing: You *know* he's so torn and so
guiltridden and he LOVES watching Jason in motion but he
*shouldn't* and., and..
inlovewithnight: And there's that one panel where Ollie
just has this look on his face of "You are so full of shit."
inlovewithnight: "NO I'M NOT DON'T LOOK AT ME
HE IS DIRT IN THE SEWERS."
inlovewithnight: (For some reason Bruce's denial-voice is in capslock.)
glossing: Bruce's denial is like emo!shoutcaps!Harry
Potter. It works.
glossing: HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME. Hey,
didja see *that* flip? Taught him that myself, and...I HATE
HIM HE MUST DIE.
inlovewithnight: Oh, BRUCE. You want to hug him!
Admit it!
glossing: You want to hug him and bathe him and put
him back on the righteous path. Preferably while naked and
longing. Yes.
glossing: <--- appears to be currently writing
Bruce/Jason blowjobs. *facepalm*
inlovewithnight: Hee hee hee.
And back over in Outsiders, Jason TRIED to be all
conciliatory when Dick showed up! Conciliatory with a
gun, but still! HE TRIED!
glossing: He tried really hard! For Jason, anyway,
that was hard!
glossing: "I just want to talk!"
Dick: *grr*
"I do!"
inlovewithnight: ::boy wonder wrestlefight!::
glossing: EEE! In spandex with weapons!
...and this is why, right now, I love canon.
inlovewithnight: And no tentacles! ;-)
glossing: I miss his tentacles! I know I'm the only
one, but still.
inlovewithnight: Heee.
I am even more determinedt o find a way to ship him with
Mia.
glossing: YES!
inlovewithnight: She wouldn't take any of his crap!
inlovewithnight: (Oh, wait, back to Dick and Jason for a
minute-
"If it's a race, I'd say my bullet passes through your brain
pan before you crush my windpipe- but I don't want to do
that!" "No?" "NO"
glossing: She wouldn't! And she'd just smirk at him
while he raged, until he got sleepy, and then she'd kick him
and remind him he's not allowed to kill.
glossing: I CAN'T KILL YOU, DICK. YOU'RE
MY SORTA BROTHER.
inlovewithnight: Eventually they have to do a
Jason-redeemed story, right? With hugging?
glossing: Uh, they better?
glossing: And they sure as hell better redeem Cass
while they're at it.
inlovewithnight: And Bruce saying something
like...like..."You're still my son, Jason. I still love you."
glossing: *weeps*
inlovewithnight: This would traumatize Tim, wouldn't it.
glossing: It would so traumatize Tim. They should go for it!
inlovewithnight: Basically, DC, we would like Bat-hugs,
whenever you can get around to that.
glossing: Yes, please. It's okay if they're still holding
their weapons of choice. As long as there's hugging, too.
inlovewithnight: I just fear that instead of Redemption of
Jason they will do Jason Dies AGAIN, This Time For
Realz, Yo.
glossing: Oh, fuckety. I kind of fear that, too. But I
hope he's a fun enough villain for them to keep around for a
*little* while.
inlovewithnight: They could do something like "Bruce kills
him" or "Tim kills him" and be all DARK AND EDGY and
::frets::
glossing: *cries*
I might, possibly, go for "Cass kills him". Just for the
awesome.
inlovewithnight: I would MUCH prefer Bat-hugging and
redemption and maybe he can have a city of his very own.
inlovewithnight: (Everybody else gets one!)
glossing: oooh! yes. he could have Metropolis and
hang out with Superman, who's the one who redeemed
him!
inlovewithnight: Ooh! And Bruce would be SO
JEALOUS.
glossing: He WOULD! But he can't really argue with
*Superman's* fitness to watch over Jason.
glossing: He would get very bitchy, though.
inlovewithnight: And Clark would be like "He loves you
too, Bruce. Don't worry."
inlovewithnight: "I'M NOT WORRIED I DON'T CARE
DON'T LOOK AT ME."
glossing: Clark: It's all right. Really.
Bruce: He's unpredictable.
Clark: Well, yes.
Bruce: I HAVE TO GO NOW.
inlovewithnight: Jason: WAS THAT HIM I DON'T
WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
Clark: ::sigh::
glossing: *squee*
glossing: Lois: You're all idiots.
inlovewithnight: Dick: HOW COME I NEVER GOT
ADOPTED BY SUPERMAN?
glossing: ............................
inlovewithnight: Tim: You're too well-adjusted.
glossing: *falls off chair*
Dick: I'm not! I'm very deep and I have layers!
Tim: You really don't.
Dick: I AM.
inlovewithnight: Dick: MY PARENTS DIED.
REMEMBER? DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THAT?
glossing: BECAUSE I DO!
inlovewithnight: Bruce: I remember. It was in an alley...in
teh rain....oh, wait. Dammit. I always get that confused.
glossing: *weeps*
inlovewithnight: Dick: Need a hug?
inlovewithnight: Bruce: NO I'M FINE GOD WHERE'S
ALFRED WITH MY BRANDY.
inlovewithnight: Alfred: I wanna go work for Superman.
glossing: Tim: *hugs Dick*
glossing: [ bad shipper, me ]
inlovewithnight: :-)
inlovewithnight: And then TIm is like "Jason, you can be
a Teen Titan if you really want to! Even though you're too
old now (maybe)."
glossing: Jason: Can I kill?
Tim: NO.
Jason: A little bit?
inlovewithnight: Tim: "How do you 'a little bit..." NO."
glossing: And Kid Devil woudl be so excited! He
used to be Jay's little penpal.
inlovewithnight: Bruce: Clark, maybe I can just keep him
in my basement. You know. Close to me. Where I can
keep an eye on him. And protect him from all that
is wrong and ungood.
glossing: Clark: Your basement as in your cave?
That didn't work the first time, Bruce.
Bruce: HE RAN AWAY.
Clark: He was a child.
Bruce: HE LEFT ME. EVERYONE LEAVES ME.
inlovewithnight: Tim and Dick: Seriously? Hugs? We're
offering?
glossing: Tim: And it's a limited time offer, so...
Clark: I'd love a hug!
T&D: FINE.
inlovewithnight: Bruce: DO YOU SEE HOW
SUPERMAN STEALS ALL OF MY KIDS?
glossing: Alfred: Your toddy, sir. I have drawn your
bath.
Bruce: *scowls* Can I use my battleship?
Alfred: Of course.
inlovewithnight: ::dies::
glossing: (I keep having this EVIL impulse to have
Alfred cut Bruce's food in a fic.)
inlovewithnight: (::cracking up:: It's TOO
WONDERFUL.)
glossing: (YAY)
glossing: Jason: I'm going to go kill stuff now.
Anyone want to try to stop me?
Bruce: I'M BUSY I DON'T CARE. *runs after him*
inlovewithnight: Dick: All I had to do was kill things to
get attention?
glossing: Bruce: Not you. You're too upright and
perfect for that.
inlovewithnight: Jason: I TOLD YOU HE LOVED YOU
BEST
inlovewithnight: Tim: I come in third, right? Wayyyyy
back in third?
inlovewithnight: Jason: You're fourth. Behind the
Batmobile.
glossing: Bruce: He doesn't kill, Jason.
(Oh, TIMMY!)
glossing: Bruce: Tim, you will be Batman. I know of
no greater...
Dick: Burden?
Jason: Bullshit?
Bruce:...honor.
inlovewithnight: ::cracks up again::
glossing: *dances you*
inlovewithnight: You should just post this IM
conversation. Call it fic.
And that, my friends, is how much we love Jason. And Dick, and Clark, and Mia, and Tim, and Bruuuuuuuuuce. And Ollie.