Wow, this is the very first poly Valentine's Day ad I've ever seen in my life!

(By the way, the subject line is copied verbatim from the email I received from Pier One Imports.)

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*I wish I could take credit for this clever, punny subject line, but alas, I cannot. :(

On July 4th, teeebone and I ran some errands before starting our Independence Day festivities. One of the places we went to was Fry's Electronics. When we got back in his car, he happened to notice his odometer and proceeded to crack up. He then showed it to me, I paused for a second because that's how long it took me to get it. Then, I cracked up too ( Read more... )

I especially love the last line in the article, which apparently went over some people's heads.

Blame riverheart for this!

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This is the "Icon-Explaining Meme" (one of many that's been going around). Comment here and I'll pick 7 of your icons; you explain here or in your LJ what they mean to you and why you're using them.

In the meantime, here are my icons that copperwise asked about:

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Before I post more detail about my trip to Portland and visit with my Mom and siblings, I thought I'd post a couple of photos that kind of gave me the giggles. Believe me, as those of you who read the friends-locked posts know, I seriously needed something to make me giggle!

I saw this business card on the wall of the computer room at my brother ( Read more... )

BANGKOK, Aug. 7 - It is the pink armband of shame for wayward police officers, as cute as can be with a Hello Kitty face and a pair of linked hearts.