So I was alerted by Mike yesterday to the fact that my ex posted a huge, sprawling angst-ridden piece of crap about me and posted it on their nexopia profile (so very classy).
Here follows the abridged version:
For those of you who don't know, I'm going through a break up right now. My first one in fact. if you don't know the story, this is the deal: (anything in brackets is directed to my ex, if they ever read this blog.)
my asshole of an ex broke up with me on our three month anniversary, ON MSN!. our three month was supposed to be special. we made a promise to stay together for three months, because blah blah blah.....I was looking forward to our three month anniversay. i made lots of plans to save money and lots of sacrafices to not spend any. i would spend many nights online looking up special things that we could do for our 3 month and ways to save for it. i wanted to surpise my ex and treat my ex like they were royalty that day. i wouldn't have done so much if i knew my ex was gonna smash my heart to bits. after my ex brokeup with me, i never felt so used. it was my first ex and completely broke my heart. it was my first kiss, date, relationship, first everything basically. my ex would tell me stories about their ex's and how they all used my ex or ended up hurting my ex in the end, so i made a promise to myself that i wouldn't hurt my ex like they did. turns out my ex was no different from them.
about a week after the break up i talked to my ex online. i wanted to talk to my ex to tell my ex how i felt and to get things off my chest. i thought i could get closure by doing so. i was dead wrong. after i bared my soul to my ex, they were not at all sympathetic. my ex treated me like i was stupid and pretty much continued to harass me. my ex not only bashed me, but also bashed my parents. what the fuck kind of a coward would stoop so low as to diss me and my family on msn. my family was NOT in the conversation to defend themselves. (ASSHOLE! leave my fucking family out of it! we're as disfunctionally normal as every other family there is. AND if you're gonna say shit about me, say it to my face. don't break up with me, then harass me the first chance you get, then pretend to be the victim, calling me immature when everyone knows the snake that you really are.)
Either everyone is as "stupid" and is out to hurt my ex, as they claim, or my ex's got some major self evaluating to do. (NOT EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU!. YOU ARE JUST AN ARROGANT, SELF RIGHTEOUS, COLD HEARTED, BITCH! not only are you all of these things but you are also a pessimistc, over critical, asian wannabe, anime-praising loser, who does not brush their teeth at night, does not shave his excess of body hair. And if you get hurt reading this, just remember that it was nothing compared to how much you've hurt me.)
just give me one good reason why i shouldn't be bitter.
L00000000000000L
SO FUNNY.
I can't believe my ex is such a freaking total psycho....... I can't believe my ex would stoop so low as to make lame remarks on Nexopia, as if it will somehow affect me. If anything, all these angsty/bitchy/over-emotiona whining just makes my ex look really immature... XD XD XD I actually can't stop laughing, this entire situation is so damned funny.
I broke up with my ex because
1) I had the urge to cheat because things weren't working out
2) I liked someone else
3) My ex and I fought.. a LOT about everything from mportant stuff to petty stuff- mostly way too much time on the petty stuff. which was just plain stupid..
anyway. I'm REALLY Tired, so I'm off.
Hope you all had a good laugh at my ex's stupidity.