I hear boils are apparently in style this season, you know. I'm sure there's a hat you can get to match them somewhere.

Tomorrow's supposed to be fire and hail. How creative. Trust me, I can't wait.

( Private to Ptolemy // ABSOLUTELY UNhackable )

Real cute.

Is this a subtle way of telling us the deities are on the rag? That time of the month? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised, the way they've been acting lately.

Either way I'm thirsty. What's a girl to drink when there's no water? Got any ideas, Jareth?

( Private to Nathaniel // Unhackable to Kitty )