Men are totally and completely worthless. Every single one of them, I swear.

Especially the ones I have to babysit.

You all give me a headache.

((ooc: yeah, you'll soon see. more with the unstoppable duo. faye says rawr.))

You're both dead.

My back is killing me from wherever it was you fucking put me, so as soon as I take a shower and as soon as the locusts back off, you two are absolutely dead.

And speaking of dead: Nathaniel, I've got a bone to pick with you.

And speaking of bones... ( private to Deities // just a question )

I don't wanna hear a word about it. You got that? Not a WORD.

And that goes double for you, Spike. Triple, as a matter of fact.

Oh, and Jed and Octavius: you little bastards better stay away from me. Just because the curse is over doesn't mean I don't remember what the hell you did! Idiots.

Christ, I need a shower.

You know, it was nice and quiet all day today. I even got to sleep in past one.

And then SOMEONE had to go and make trouble. Good going, idiot. Thanks a lot.

It doesn't help that I'm out of cigarettes. Wonder how that happened ( Read more... )

A nun, huh? Cute. The deities' sense of humor never ceases to amaze.

I don't want to hear a goddamn word from any of you unless it's vulgar, dirty, and full of sin. And I'm burning that habit, by the way.

Oh, and who knew that chaps and skirts went so well together, eh, Jed?

( not explicit; cut regardless )

Everyone here's gone totally and completely insane. You're supposed to eat food, not throw it. Still... Jed, you drive a hard bargain.

Alfons--thanks again for that swill you poured down my throat. And the bacon. It was better than going without anything at all.

( Cori )

I don't even wanna talk about it.

I need the longest shower of my life. And then the longest nap of my life. I'm very tired.

And why do I smell... oranges?

...

I have to throw up.

( Private to Jed // Unhackable )