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Jul 31, 2008 13:49

I got my camera back from the police, Juvenile Justice wanted me to meet and tell the young offender how having my shit stolen negatively impacted my life. I guess I haven't been able to take pictures of neat stuff like this pen I found on the road of my street today

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(I also found a pacer - score!)  The Canberra specific signs and the rainbow colours indicate Harvey Norman is Nadsat for gay porn. I'm going to incorporate it into my vocabulary - not that gay porn is a regular topic of conversation for me, well no more regular than most folk.

Yeah so anyway I told them I didn't want to although I did think it was a good idea to embarrass punk kids for their crimes - I know a handful of young pokemon who shoplift because nothing happens when they're caught. I know more pokemon who find it easier to just demand things from their parents - both are bad. I was a deprived and therefore cheerless child but I was well behaved - I didn't need things to make me ill-adjusted. I can't tell the kid that stealing my gadgets made me appreciate how lucky I was to have such modern luxuries most people don't have and just how un-necessary they really are. I'm tempted to make up some fantastical story where me not having my camera or nintendo DS led to the gruesome death of my daughter and her cute puppy who were the only hope for mending a spacial rift between the evil universe and our own.

I didn't go to bed last night and now I keep hearing telephone rings, usually it rings once but occasionally there are two rings consecutively.

pens, cameras, police

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