OK, so I found both of these on a random site by a guy called dancingdrew. I have no idea who he is or what he does. But they made me laugh so hard I choked on my drink. So here. Have this.

Why do we love Harry Potter books when they are all the same... ?

Harry: "THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!"
Hermione: "Harry, I think you're full of crap."
Harry: "NO I' ( Read more... )