Rules of Friend Club
1) If I say anything that sounds like Brent-especially in the context of I talked to Brent or Brent is coming to town this weekend, the only correct response is What the Fuck is wrong with you?
2) If I say anything that sounds like Uncle David-especially in the context of Uncle David is staying with me for a while, again, the only correct response is What the Fuck is wrong with you!
It's January and I just kicked my uncle out of my house when he has no job and nowhere to go. I know I made the right choice for me and T, but that's not a lot of consolation. I gave him $40, a carton of cigarettes, and 20 bus tickets. I'm really tired of being the meanie in life. It'd be nice if I could just be a squishy soft girl for a while.
2) If I say anything that sounds like Uncle David-especially in the context of Uncle David is staying with me for a while, again, the only correct response is What the Fuck is wrong with you!
It's January and I just kicked my uncle out of my house when he has no job and nowhere to go. I know I made the right choice for me and T, but that's not a lot of consolation. I gave him $40, a carton of cigarettes, and 20 bus tickets. I'm really tired of being the meanie in life. It'd be nice if I could just be a squishy soft girl for a while.