Random things to worry about
So I'm at bowling and suddenly I start thinking about the fact that T starts preschool next week and he's never gone potty in a men's room. I wonder if the teacher will go in with him because he'll probably need help pulling his pants up. He doesn't really aim. Up until now natural trajectory has worked. How much aim do you need for a urinal versus a toilet? This whole male urinating thing is completely beyond anything I know. How do you teach a little boy to aim? I haven't figured that one out. How do I explain the anything more than 2 shakes and you're playing with it rule? Is that a valid rule? I'm so confused.