I'm gonna summarise Torchwood 2x04 "Meat" even more now.

FTW
geeky!Owen.
Gwen/Rhys.
Rhys, in general.
Ianto, in general.
Stun guns.
frikkin' sharks with frikkin' lasers on their frikkin' heads.
Jack/Ianto.
some awesome lines.

FTL
soppy!Tosh.
bad CGI.
less plot than usual.
Jack/Gwen, ew.
somewhat cringey.
also, I've just found School of Rock fic... slashy fic. ew.