Nov 10, 2004 09:23
I have been clean for a year. This is most utterly awesome. If you don't get it, just be happy for me and don't ask.
In a little more than a month, I get my license back, too.
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MY MOTHER VERSUS THE PIG
She's named him [or her?] Porkbelly and is trying to lure the poor animal into the enclosure that my sister's half-wolf monster used to live in. She's got lemon and orange rinds, near-rotten pumpkin, and water, and goes out there whistling for it. Before I know it, she'll be calling to it:
"Porkbellyyyyyyy!"
She is the only person who has yet seen this alleged "pig", and therefore my father and I both reserve judgement or refuse to believe it even exists.