Someone Save Me
I decided to google 'sonic screwdriver' because I wanted to see how much they cost. And I found this site. And now I'm stuck to it.
They have sonic screwdrivers. They have both TARDIS USB thingamajig AND a TARDIS cookie jar. They have a Dr. Horrible lab coat shirt complete with tons of corny lines from Dr. Horrible in the description. They have an action figure of The Dread Pirate Roberts. A Miracle Max shirt! Basically, I'm nerdgasaming all over the place on this website. Do you think that zombies are people too? Do you want an Evil League of Evil shirt? (They ACTUALLY reworked the lyrics to the Bad Horse Chorus to advertise this shirt xD)