THE CHALLENGER
So 2 nights ago I had this dream about this divey bar called The Challenger. I was walking by and noticed all these people coming in and going out like 5 minutes later completely trashed...
So I asked the bouncer what the deal was with this bar, and he said "well, you won't come out alive."
And Kip from BOG (if you don't know him, he's one of those people who's nice but also tough in a way, one of those nough guys) was just like "aaaah, this bar's nothin, I'll go in there and show them who's sober" and he walked in and then almost immediately afterwards came out stumbling to the point where it almost seemed like gravity was pulling in more directions than just down for him, and was like "don't go in there man I gotta get a cab!" And so I went in and woke up
sidenote: This reminds me of another dream where I should have been awakened but wasn't. I had a dream I got shot and killed, but instead of it being this depressing miserable thing, I went on this monologue to the guy who shot me and was like "oh that's just too cool! You shot me, what's that accomplishing in your life? You're still a failure, you still won't get half as much complete as what I've completed, unless you consider killing people to be a great accomplishment, in which case you'll never be as well known as Stalin or Hitler. You're just a sad, loathsome individual with a lot of free time on his hands and..." and then I died
So I asked the bouncer what the deal was with this bar, and he said "well, you won't come out alive."
And Kip from BOG (if you don't know him, he's one of those people who's nice but also tough in a way, one of those nough guys) was just like "aaaah, this bar's nothin, I'll go in there and show them who's sober" and he walked in and then almost immediately afterwards came out stumbling to the point where it almost seemed like gravity was pulling in more directions than just down for him, and was like "don't go in there man I gotta get a cab!" And so I went in and woke up
sidenote: This reminds me of another dream where I should have been awakened but wasn't. I had a dream I got shot and killed, but instead of it being this depressing miserable thing, I went on this monologue to the guy who shot me and was like "oh that's just too cool! You shot me, what's that accomplishing in your life? You're still a failure, you still won't get half as much complete as what I've completed, unless you consider killing people to be a great accomplishment, in which case you'll never be as well known as Stalin or Hitler. You're just a sad, loathsome individual with a lot of free time on his hands and..." and then I died