9 Snarks.

[glasses_gleam]

[There's a small jingle playing in the background with a female voice singing.]

♫Come to Dr. Curtiss' Hospital to get all the checking up you'll need~!♫

[Then a male voice talking]

Our small clinic offers a private, intimate setting without the sterile, foreign facilities found at most larger hospitals. Care here is administered by our own Dr

Comments

[Text]

[drummerhedgehog]

That staying your ad?

[Text]

[glasses_gleam]

I should think so. It has a friendly ring to it, don't you think?

[Text]

[drummerhedgehog]

Sure, but that's not why I asked.

[Text]

[glasses_gleam]

Oh? Well, I was planning on changing it to suit needs, but; why did you ask?

[Text]

[drummerhedgehog]

Not telling yet, but I'll be listening to see what else you do.

[Text]

[glasses_gleam]

Ah, hopefully we'll impress you.

[Text]

[drummerhedgehog]

That's my line.

[Text]

[glasses_gleam]

My apologies~ I must be reading the wrong script.

[Text]

[drummerhedgehog]

Bonus points for a sense of humor man.