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Aug 01, 2011 15:35

[There's a small jingle playing in the background with a female voice singing.]

♫Come to Dr. Curtiss' Hospital to get all the checking up you'll need~!♫

[Then a male voice talking]

Our small clinic offers a private, intimate setting without the sterile, foreign facilities found at most larger hospitals. Care here is administered by our own Dr. Curtiss and his assistant Nurse Tatlin with the utmost attention for the patient's survival.

Our mortality rate is almost as low as Paradise Hospital's~

Stop by today!

distinct subtlety, ad campaign, jokes i haz

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