Oct 11, 2006 17:16
From the back page of Issue 73 of Erotic Review. An experiment in 'safe' sex-writing...
It was lying beside me, verbing quietly. I could hear its steady breathing and the soft sound of its verbing. I began to get adjective, so I turned to it and put my body part around it. It looked deep in to my body part and verbed me with its body part. I began to verb, and to verb its body part with mine. It moaned and said, "I emotion it when you verb me like that."
There was the sound of its adjective body part rubbing against my body part, and the slow rhythm of our verbing each other. It was adverbly verbing me and I began to verb, I saw its colored body part and grew more and more emotioned. I knew that I would soon verb. My body part verbed with excitement, and I felt tiny nouns shooting up and down my adjective, adjectiving body part.
I ejaculated, "Faster, faster my endearment, I'm going to verb. Yes, I'm Verbing, I'm Verbing!" VERB me! VERB me! OH ENDEARMENT, you are the SUPERLATIVE! I EMOTION YOU!
We lay together in silence, letting our nouns return to normal. Much later, we got up, and ate three entire packets of nouns.
JANICE PERRY
Much love to kate-i-have-not-met for sending this to chris, to chris for typing this out, and to me for cutting and pasting it.