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Halb sent me this and it made me laugh :)
The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you
are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad
pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in
those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ! Hey!
Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and
to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
cordless multi speed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cut as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Send this to all of em cool chicks out there, and all of em dude's
who can handle this new refix..
The 2006 version of I WILL SURVIVE
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I
grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you
are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a
French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad
pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in
those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! ! Hey!
Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and
to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a
cordless multi speed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cut as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Send this to all of em cool chicks out there, and all of em dude's
who can handle this new refix..