...I want an rPhone.

You should all run out and read Gideon Defoe's "The Pirates!" series. Perhaps the funniest books I've ever read. The third book (The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists) is coming soon, and according to the author(gideondefoe), good things are coming.

How to prepare for tomorrow, because it's a holiday. This may help too.

One last link, since I can't stop myself...