Florida-The Cock of America, Home of the Jesus suntan!
So I'm in Florida, so I'll just update what I did today.
So I went to St. Petersberg to the Museum of Fine Art in Florida, they had this travling Monet gallery. I love impressionlism, especally french inpresionalists. so we saw a whole bunch of stuff from Whistler and Metcaff, who is also fucking amazing, they had one Gaugain, which was a bad one. but my favorite one out of all of them was a portrait of Gaugain done by some german guy, it was kinda a dark portrait, like a Van Gogh, with the swirly brush strokes and color replacing light. It was so inspiring, and I even though of a fantastic poem idea about florida, about how jesus gives all the old retired people tans.
Oh and the people here all fucking suck, all old people ready to die, tucked away in their nice, warm, safe suburbia, with expensive cars. and the women here all are gaudy, prudish, and stuck up. Everytime I walk outside, its like they have never seen a black person before! Even though I'm not black, thats how all the white people see me, black. They have never seen any type of diversity, and it's sad, really. and they all love Jesus. All Church going, born agains, it's fucking sick. They had a store called "America say Jesus"
Need I say anymore?
The HIGH-light so far: Me, Neil and Ben were smoking a spliff in the car before we decided to go bowling, so we walk into the bowling alley and ask for some shoes. All I had to hear was the sniff and I knew we were in trouble. "Did any of you smoke Marijuana before coming in?" They guy asks. We all just looked at each other, but the first person they asked was me, of course, because I fucking look like a pothead with the blue dreads. so we just drove back home and smoked again, because that totally killed my high.
I am having fun. Missing all my friends back home. I tried to get in contact with some of you,I have talked to the ever so sexy Caitlin, and the equally as sexy Becca, but where's the Mat? Did I REALLY kill him? HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE CONE ZONE??? Most of them have been repeats, but funny ones. Sorry I havent been getting your messages, my phone died and I neglected to get a new charger, so if your sending me texts, I wont get them untill I come back, I'm sure you havent, I bet you hate me now...
Your an assole for no good reason. Thats what I get for being sincerley nice to your lame ass. I actually liked you too. Go ahead and pretend I dont exsist, YOU never did you fucking waste of space. Stop wasting my air and just kill yourself.
Hmmmmm, what else?
Oh, I'll be back in 3 days, so leave some love.
So I went to St. Petersberg to the Museum of Fine Art in Florida, they had this travling Monet gallery. I love impressionlism, especally french inpresionalists. so we saw a whole bunch of stuff from Whistler and Metcaff, who is also fucking amazing, they had one Gaugain, which was a bad one. but my favorite one out of all of them was a portrait of Gaugain done by some german guy, it was kinda a dark portrait, like a Van Gogh, with the swirly brush strokes and color replacing light. It was so inspiring, and I even though of a fantastic poem idea about florida, about how jesus gives all the old retired people tans.
Oh and the people here all fucking suck, all old people ready to die, tucked away in their nice, warm, safe suburbia, with expensive cars. and the women here all are gaudy, prudish, and stuck up. Everytime I walk outside, its like they have never seen a black person before! Even though I'm not black, thats how all the white people see me, black. They have never seen any type of diversity, and it's sad, really. and they all love Jesus. All Church going, born agains, it's fucking sick. They had a store called "America say Jesus"
Need I say anymore?
The HIGH-light so far: Me, Neil and Ben were smoking a spliff in the car before we decided to go bowling, so we walk into the bowling alley and ask for some shoes. All I had to hear was the sniff and I knew we were in trouble. "Did any of you smoke Marijuana before coming in?" They guy asks. We all just looked at each other, but the first person they asked was me, of course, because I fucking look like a pothead with the blue dreads. so we just drove back home and smoked again, because that totally killed my high.
I am having fun. Missing all my friends back home. I tried to get in contact with some of you,I have talked to the ever so sexy Caitlin, and the equally as sexy Becca, but where's the Mat? Did I REALLY kill him? HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE CONE ZONE??? Most of them have been repeats, but funny ones. Sorry I havent been getting your messages, my phone died and I neglected to get a new charger, so if your sending me texts, I wont get them untill I come back, I'm sure you havent, I bet you hate me now...
Your an assole for no good reason. Thats what I get for being sincerley nice to your lame ass. I actually liked you too. Go ahead and pretend I dont exsist, YOU never did you fucking waste of space. Stop wasting my air and just kill yourself.
Hmmmmm, what else?
Oh, I'll be back in 3 days, so leave some love.