What a Week It's Been
So, after Danielle and I drove Becca to airport. She managed to miss her flight. So I had to drive back and get her ..and then drive back to drop her off again... and then drive back to the lady's apartment. Becca always manages to find ways to make life more interesting... ...
VCU continues to jew me. After telling me I didn't need to send my DLSCC transcript with ONE CLASS FROM HIGH SCHOOL ON IT... they changed their minds. Some jackass sent me an email saying I have it on my application, so it needs to be sent in. I think I've already accepted the fact that I won't get in, haha... or else my prof would've called me to tell me about missing documents. Guess I won't get to annoy Larami hahahahahaha.
Watched "Milk" last weekend. After 15 minutes, you'd forget it was Sean Penn acting at all. He does such a great job acting as a jewish gay. Emile Hirsch also rocks that shit out. He totally sucked some cock on screen... well, sort of. I think Sean Penn's wiener pops up on screen at some point. Titty count: 0. Little disappointed there!
I now present to you a list of people I would like punch in the face! In no particular order:
J Wrenn's Punch You In The Face List
1. Josh Chudy - the short little prick who fucked me over in GIS and ignored me for not being Christian.
2. Kyle - Corey's cickane buddy who hates me for no real reason. I think it would just be funny.
3. Boyd, Brackenridge, Dudley - Obvious reasons. Go burn down your own house if you wanna put a fire out.
4. Seth the Stealer - creepy dude who fucks Jerel up the butt online. What a creep.
5. Paul Kosheter* - the flagrant probably-gay shitty poet who talked shit to me everyday in class.
6. Random Redneck on Halloween - Dude, it's fucking Halloween. I dressed up as Jesus. Fucking let it go. Don't bring your dumbass friends outside the apartment to try to intimidate me. Why don't you stop drinking and smoking and having premarital and promiscuous sex. I bet Jesus would like that more.
7. Beth Hawse - Fatass bitch lesbian boss from Douthat. Hey fucker, go rearrange your own fucking office and make your own fucking fliers and fix your own damn computer. I ain't no fucking dog for you. Also, working me 15 hour days till 12:30 at night and then bitching at me about overtime? Fuck you, bitch. Go eat some god damn twinkies and crisco lard, fatass.
8. Pretty much anybody who IDs me and doesn't believe the long hair. You ought to expect a gigantic fist coming at your face. CAN YOU HANDLE THIS!
9. Town manager of CF - I don't know who the fuck you are, but charging 400 bucks to rent out the Stonewall is outrageous. There's no need to be a dick to me on the phone when I'm trying to cut YOU a deal.
10. State Trooper Nicely - Dude, I did two little donuts in an empty parking lot at low speeds. Don't act like that's reckless driving. Also, stop following me around CF and the interstate- it's getting annoying.
* Any Creative Writing major will suffice. They're all pompous dumbfucks.
Okay okay, there's my short list. I gotta go get some work done now. More coming later. Headed to Colyrado after the semester's done. That ought to be a blast.
Jonothan
VCU continues to jew me. After telling me I didn't need to send my DLSCC transcript with ONE CLASS FROM HIGH SCHOOL ON IT... they changed their minds. Some jackass sent me an email saying I have it on my application, so it needs to be sent in. I think I've already accepted the fact that I won't get in, haha... or else my prof would've called me to tell me about missing documents. Guess I won't get to annoy Larami hahahahahaha.
Watched "Milk" last weekend. After 15 minutes, you'd forget it was Sean Penn acting at all. He does such a great job acting as a jewish gay. Emile Hirsch also rocks that shit out. He totally sucked some cock on screen... well, sort of. I think Sean Penn's wiener pops up on screen at some point. Titty count: 0. Little disappointed there!
I now present to you a list of people I would like punch in the face! In no particular order:
J Wrenn's Punch You In The Face List
1. Josh Chudy - the short little prick who fucked me over in GIS and ignored me for not being Christian.
2. Kyle - Corey's cickane buddy who hates me for no real reason. I think it would just be funny.
3. Boyd, Brackenridge, Dudley - Obvious reasons. Go burn down your own house if you wanna put a fire out.
4. Seth the Stealer - creepy dude who fucks Jerel up the butt online. What a creep.
5. Paul Kosheter* - the flagrant probably-gay shitty poet who talked shit to me everyday in class.
6. Random Redneck on Halloween - Dude, it's fucking Halloween. I dressed up as Jesus. Fucking let it go. Don't bring your dumbass friends outside the apartment to try to intimidate me. Why don't you stop drinking and smoking and having premarital and promiscuous sex. I bet Jesus would like that more.
7. Beth Hawse - Fatass bitch lesbian boss from Douthat. Hey fucker, go rearrange your own fucking office and make your own fucking fliers and fix your own damn computer. I ain't no fucking dog for you. Also, working me 15 hour days till 12:30 at night and then bitching at me about overtime? Fuck you, bitch. Go eat some god damn twinkies and crisco lard, fatass.
8. Pretty much anybody who IDs me and doesn't believe the long hair. You ought to expect a gigantic fist coming at your face. CAN YOU HANDLE THIS!
9. Town manager of CF - I don't know who the fuck you are, but charging 400 bucks to rent out the Stonewall is outrageous. There's no need to be a dick to me on the phone when I'm trying to cut YOU a deal.
10. State Trooper Nicely - Dude, I did two little donuts in an empty parking lot at low speeds. Don't act like that's reckless driving. Also, stop following me around CF and the interstate- it's getting annoying.
* Any Creative Writing major will suffice. They're all pompous dumbfucks.
Okay okay, there's my short list. I gotta go get some work done now. More coming later. Headed to Colyrado after the semester's done. That ought to be a blast.
Jonothan