1. Crossword is #1 on my list, but in graduate seminars, it's not so easy to get away with. I fold it up as small as possible, put it on top of my notebook, and "take notes" on my lap, so you can't tell I'm really just working a crossword. Doing homework for other classes, however, looks just like you're totally engaged in the course...and when you leave class, you feel like it wasn't a total waste of your time. Also, writing letters, grocery lists, and to-do-lists totally look like note taking (writing lists is like #2 of things to fake paying attention with). Nothing wrong with a good ol' fashioned doodle either...I find it takes on a new dimension entirely ...when you color it in with a HIGHLIGHTER! Something else that's resurfaced since I got to CSU is note-passing, lol, I kid you not.
3. You just won a free heart attack. Throw that shit away.
4. I used to come in really late night to VTTI to work on my thesis, and the janitor would come through at 1 AM and would fucking ramble on to me for 45 minutes every time. He was like Wendell on meth, he had this jangly bracelet he wore, and he was so animated when he talked, all I heard was crazy jibber jabber and jingle jangle. Rape waiting to happen. I finally started putting a "Do Not Disturb for Cleaning" sign up, hahaha. Scary fucker.
5. Proud to be vegan.
6. I KNOW RIGHT! Nothing ruined a day quite like losing a 1 hour journal entry.
7. Be patient, they still have a couple of weeks or so to let you know.
FUCK DERRING! MCBRYDE BITCHESSSS
I was in Derring during 911...if the bombers had just flown a little bit south and kept on bombing, Derring may well have been my tomb. What a great place to rest for all eternity...right next to 30000 fetal pigs.
Hahaha, interesting that you say that about seminars. I'm taking one now for Watershed Management with about 12 people. I still rock the crossword out no matter what's going on. The profs are always eyeballing me, but I keep it going anyway. You assign me a bullshit class, and I'll bullshit it.
3. You just won a free heart attack. Throw that shit away.
4. I used to come in really late night to VTTI to work on my thesis, and the janitor would come through at 1 AM and would fucking ramble on to me for 45 minutes every time. He was like Wendell on meth, he had this jangly bracelet he wore, and he was so animated when he talked, all I heard was crazy jibber jabber and jingle jangle. Rape waiting to happen. I finally started putting a "Do Not Disturb for Cleaning" sign up, hahaha. Scary fucker.
5. Proud to be vegan.
6. I KNOW RIGHT! Nothing ruined a day quite like losing a 1 hour journal entry.
7. Be patient, they still have a couple of weeks or so to let you know.
FUCK DERRING! MCBRYDE BITCHESSSS
I was in Derring during 911...if the bombers had just flown a little bit south and kept on bombing, Derring may well have been my tomb. What a great place to rest for all eternity...right next to 30000 fetal pigs.
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