With the help of my beau, I now have a new LJ layout. It's somewhat cluttered, but I believe that it's representative of my current headspace. Bathe in my majesty.

P.S. What is a girl to do when she gets to sleep in every day? Why, stir up trouble in a barrelful of idiots, that's what.

ETA: cere brings us The Five Venoms' The Doorway!

Helllloooo doppelganger...

"No one knows how I feel. Not even my friends. I am tired, I am sick, I am stressed. I am ugly. I am alone. I don't know what to do. And when I needed someone no one was ever there. I hate my self. I hate the person I am ever will be and who i have become. I never wanted this life. I’m not interesting. I’m not a snowflake ( Read more... )

There's just so much happening right now, and not much of it is good. My home computer has pretty much died, so my correspondence here and in email is rather limited - apologies to those I've not responded to as of yet.

Also, I've decided that I'll be cutting my FList by about 40%. This is mainly due to my lack of internet access - when I do get ( Read more... )

This sample of a flame war between Russian and American LJ members made me laugh today;

American LJ Member: "If I see that fucking Russian ONE MORE TIME!"

Russian LJ Member: "отсоси your оwn motherfucking dick, уебище инoстранное! Keep your fucking tongue in your ass, if u can't speak нoрмально."

American LJ Member: "That's harsh, brah."

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So often when I step outside the cosy confines of my LJ sphere do I find wriggling nests of stupid teenagers and recall back not-so-fondly to when I was a stupid teenager myself. The biggest irksome of doing so is the continuing trend of the oh so fucking inane 'weird' kids. Let me show you an example:

"Hi, I thought I'd friend you, because you' ( Read more... )

I just had three vaccination shots and a blood test to guarantee that I will not be unwittingly ponying leprosy to The States, amongst other delicious biological irritations. Next month; chest x-ray, pap smear, Implanon insertion and sex change.

More traumatic, however, is finally getting around to fiddling with new LJ layouts. This one is ( Read more... )

To celebrate the renewal of my paid account status, I have uploaded several new (mostly stolen...mostly) icons. Many will be pleased to know that one is even more vile than the Poop icon! Parents take note: this is what happens when you neglect your kid's college fund.

Despite this, I am yet to come across/create THE definitive Twin Peaks icon ( Read more... )