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[gitwithwit]

Whoever was over to borrow the loos because of the water problem downstairs and used up most of Smith's shaving cream, he's now griping over it like a little bitch. Thank you oh so much, you're going down compliments of me because I have to listen to it and it's your fault, etc. etc

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[cho_white]

You're not very nice.

[gitwithwit]

Awww, thanks. Most people tell me I'm an utterly evil and completely depraved git, so really, you're being very tactful and kind not to say so. Maybe I should reconsider ordering little figurines of you after all. With little halos.

Besides, you don't live with Smith. As far as I can tell, Davies doesn't screech like a little bitch over shaving cream, now does he?

[cho_white]

Well, I just made a mean journal entry, too. You know...glass houses and all that. But you should reconsider my figurine without the halo. I don't have a halo. A tiara, perhaps. Not a halo.

Um, no. I don't think Roger screeches.

[gitwithwit]

Ah, so noted! A tiara, hmm? I'm not sure how Quidditch-themed that would be. It would make for an adorable wedding cake topper, however.

I see. Good for you then! I'd ask to switch flatmates, but I don't hate you enough to inflict Smith upon you.

[cho_white]

Are you going to design wedding cakes next?

Sorry, my flatmate stays with me. We're inseparable. I'm sure Eddie is available.

[gitwithwit]

Not at all. My cooking skills are only marginally better than Hagrid's. But maybe just for you, I'll start carrying wedding cake toppers.

Carmichael may be an improvement upon Smith, sure. However, the next question is whether it would be cruel and unusual punishment to inflict both Smith and Madley upon Corner after that switch.

[cho_white]

You would do that for me? How do you know I'll ever get married?

Maybe you shouldn't ask his ex-girlfriend that, hm?

[gitwithwit]

Because no one's SO dense, contrary to popular belief, that they'd never get around to asking for as long as both of you shall live, obviously. Someone's bound to shove you and the fellow in question in a locked closet before it got to that point, I'm sure.

Probably. Doesn't really matter, though. Few people would deserve such a fate as a Smadley combination in their residence. Hmmmmm... maybe they can be inflicted on Wood. Now there's an idea.

[cho_white]

Can I pay you to do that? really, shoving us in a closet isn't going to get us married!

Hey, I have to work with Wood.

[gitwithwit]

Pay me to do what? Propose marriage or shove you and someone into a closet? No on the first, because I don't believe in starting anything foredoomed to failure, but the second I'd do for free.

You do, eh? You have my apologies.

[cho_white]

I'm sure you'd make a lovely husband if you were so inclined, but I meant the second.

Yes, I do, so please don't make him miserable.

[gitwithwit]

Perhaps. Definition of "lovely" being very subjective and all. And would my locking you and the man in question in a closet do you two any good, do you think?

He won't blame YOU for his misery. Or if he tried, appeal to his Gryffindor nature and the fact that it is very unchivalrous to project one's anger and frustration upon innocent bystanders.

[cho_white]

Um, maybe? People keep suggesting it, and it couldn't hurt.

Oh, all right, but if he doesn't listen I expect a full apology!

[gitwithwit]

I'll see what evil machinations I can come up with for your benefit, Miss Chang.

Oh, don't worry. He'll probably grump about evil Slytherin gits, kick the goal post a few times, and throw himself into practice, flinging the Quaffle around as though imagining bashing me in the face with it. No harm done.

[cho_white]

Really, you'd do that? What will I owe you?

Oh, probably so. As long as he doesn't hurt his foot in the process, I guess that's fine.

[gitwithwit]

Sure I would. And you don't owe me anything. Evil machinations are more or less part of the daily routine anyway. Plus, really now, if the unresolved sexual tension gets any thicker, those in your presence would have to row through it on a kayak.

Tell him to be careful when he starts kicking? If he still hurts himself, that's his own fault for not following perfectly good advice.